Pretentious

Double, double toil, I'm in so much trouble.
Fire burn, and cauldron crumble... Pepper O'Malley, headmistress... No, no that's not it.
Keymaster, yes I am the keymaster... No that isn't quite it either. I think I'm getting close.
Peace keeper! That's the one. New Peacekeeper of the Philadelphia region, and I've already fallen prey to one slimy criminal that remains elusive. Pulling myself out of his terror trap might just be my greatest accomplishment. At least for the afternoon. While terror continues to...well, terrorize the city, witches show up on my doorstep with a bogus job and more curiosity than their familiars. They want something from me, I just haven't figured out what it is yet. I better figure it out soon, because it's not just my life on the line anymore. Five very stubborn, very delicious males refuse to leave my side.
Unfortunately, they aren't afraid to put their life on the line for me. I just have to make sure that never happens.
As it is, the Fates have other plans.