Worst Resume Ever Written

My name is Veronica Vulpine. I wish that I could say that I had a really exciting life being an extra in Miami Vice or involved in a witchcraft covenant, but I am just me, living on a lonely mountainside. I have suffered through a high school that I hated, a college that I hated, buying a house and then losing my job, dealt with many terrible jobs over the years to make ends meet, and many weird things have happened to me in the meantime, but I have managed to survive. I hope these tales give you a chance to endure whatever you are dealing with in life with a sense of humor, because if I didn't have one, I'd be hanging somewhere by my shoelaces by now! I hope my little catharsis makes you all laugh, because that is the best medicine! Enjoy!