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The true story of a kinda normal person who has had an abnormal life. I have slid down a snow-covered mountain in the hood of a car, streaked on a highway, raged war with Mexicans and Afro Americans, had an option to live or to die, had my car stolen in Tijuana, had a car that everyone called (and looked like) a "whore mobile," and stabbed my best friend in the back with a knife. There are famous names in this book like Elvis, Eastwood, Helmsly, Osmands, Peter Paul and Mary, the Beatles, and others. Horse stories, horror stories, and no stories that have been made up. All are 100% true. However, some may be embellished a bit to make you laugh, cry, or wonder why!