What Drink Are You?

The 6th book by talented poet and author, Mario Panayi
What does the beverages that you drink
actually reveal about your personality?

Do you drink tea and/or coffee?
Perhaps a vodka or martini?
Are you hip and trendy with a gin?
Or maybe just a beer drinker?

This is a hilarious take
On your characteristics
Just based on what you drink

Over 100 poems.
Including allegory poems.

Find out if you are
Boring and dull
Or sexy, hot and desirable

After reading this collection
Will you stick to your usual drink?
Or will you change your drink?
Hoping for a brand new and invigorating image.

Use the look inside feature now to sample the opening pages of this wonderfully refreshing, light-hearted, upbeat poetry collection which will spark much inner reflecting and perhaps even future drink choice decisions!

Here's a free sample:

What drink are YOU?

Do you know what drink defines your character?
Are you as transparent and clear as Vodka?
Perhaps a full of energy Americano?
Youthful and cheeky as an Alcopop?
A charismatic and flirtatious Flirtini
Bitter and sour as Amaretto
Sickly sweet as Southern Comfort
Salty and disloyal as a Salty Dog
A bright and colourful cocktail;
Spirited and effervescent
Sparkling as Prosecco
Strong of spirit like whisky
Rich and wealthy Champagne
Or a cheap party animal like Buck's Fizz?

A smooth but thick Snowball
Macho as an Americano or beer?
Or girly girly as a Pink Gin?
A moody wine who can be
Sweet, medium or dry witted
Refined as an Earl Grey or a Lady Jane
Explosive as a French 75
Hot and steamy as a Café au lait
Perhaps a naughty Fallen Angel
A venomous and poisonous Snake Bite
Natural and authentic as Spring Water
Direct as a Straight Up
Or just a bog standard boring
Old fashioned style cup of tea?