Vengeance of the Pink Flamingo

This humorous book follows the spiritual journey of a lawn flamingo in words and photographs. Think of it as "Siddhartha Meets the Mummy". Discovered on an archaeological dig in the future, following massive atomic wars, the lawn ornament is brought to life due to atomic radiations' effect on the tiny sea creatures that compose the flamingo's body. Following brushes with the law, the flamingo finds a satisfying career managing a circus, then retires to wander in the east seeking enlightenment. He establishes a lawnasary, which he defends from imperialistic invaders.