The Zabithicain Gospel

Long before any text on the subject of human origin - Morris Zabithica had been told the secrets of the world, creation and the universe by a all knowing talking mold growth, named Glen, that lived by a stream on the outskirts of the great nation of Zabithica.
Over a 12 day period, Glen had Morris scribe all of his knowledge on bits of tree bark so that the humans would have a simply "how to be good people" book. lost in the sands of time and a local peat bog - the Zabithicain gospel would be found in 1957 and then fall into the hands of the author. over 25 years, the author would translate the work from the ancient Zabithicain language of "Total Fucking Gibberish". offered here as a road map to be better people and avoid the a-hole apocalypses.