The Pope's Gone Crazy Like A Monkey Eating A Banana!

"Gone bananas" is a saying originally coined in the United States of America. The term "going bananas" is believed to be an evolution of the idiom "going ape", which also means "to go crazy", to explode with anger or burst with enthusiasm. In 2018, Pope Francis surprised the world by announcing that the Holy Bible was totally obsolete and needed radical change, so the Holy Bible was officially canceled and announced a meeting of the highest personalities of the Catholic church in which the book will be produced and replaced with a new name and new contents. Some titles are already being studied and the one that is cited most often is "Biblia 2000". This news has dropped like a bombshell among the worldwide Christian communities and more conservative individuals, who view this idea and other silly unbiblical statements he has made as the definitive clue to the utter madness that Pope Francis has definitely "gone crazy" like a monkey eating a banana!