The Pigeon Chronicles

Pigeons.
Oh, how Bobby hated pigeons.
In fact, he hated pigeons so much that he would rather see them all go extinct than have to live in the same world with one for another minute.
It was time Bobby took things into his own hands. However, being the unfortunate, accident-prone individual that he was - not to mention his blind hatred for pigeons - things could only end in apocalyptic pandemonium.