The Conspiracy of the Ravens

His brain destroyed by epilepsy and his body wracked with Stevens-Johnson syndrome, an author sits down to pen his last book.
It's a tale of Rains-a-Lot, the warrior who ate Thomas Custer's heart; Ivy d' Seille, a child soldier and veteran of the French Resistance; Dr. Kelle Brainerd, holder of three Ph.D.s in Reality Physics; and a purple 1957 Chevy concealing the spirit of a New Orleans Macumba from the 19th century as they run into a wizard, a shadowy Company, and a whole bunch of ravens.
But no story is just a story, and our author isn't just an author.
The reviewers are raving about the War of the Ravens series.
"...ten pounds of crazy in a five pound sack." - A famous musician who refused to give her name.
"...everything that is wrong with the 420 movement." -an anonymous Iowan politician.
"You will never publish this crap in a million years..."- A writing professor in New England.