S. A. G.

What happens when you fall? You scrape your knee or elbow right? You don't end up in the past, trapped in some sort of time travel game? You best friend doesn't fade away infinity war style? You don't find yourself falling for a pirate instead? You don't become best friends with Marie Antoinette? You don't almost get executed by Cleopatra? No? How strange. Maybe the book I picked up was just really, really weird, because I tripped and ended up falling into the book I was reading. Try not to be a klutz like me. Try not to fall into your book. It will bring you so much heartache, you won't even be able to breathe. It will make you feel like a queen and then rip your heart out and set it on fire. Enjoy reading this one though. I doubt you'll fall into it, but you never know...