Mac Danger - Private DIE!

So, here's a Shpil abou-dis book.
Mac Danger is a 1930's-style Private Eye in a modern world. He's a tough talking, no-nonsense kind of discount detective-solving mysteries to make rent, and sometimes having to restrain himself from getting physical with his clients who have-let's call them, issues.
Danger Is his middle name-and his last name, too. You can look it up on his birth certificate. Mac Danger Danger. Kids made fun of him in school because of it. During every PTO conference, he wanted to punch his parents in the face.
Mac is the kind of guy that every man wants to be-after Tom Brady. And he's the kind of guy that every woman wants to be with-at least in his mind.
Contained within this sandwich of newsprint, ink, and glue, are a trilogy-that means three-of Mac Danger's most recent, if not spellbinding, at least thoroughly spellchecked interactions with people who sought out his services. These are their short stories. There are no pictures or pabulum to sugar-coat the truths of what you are about to read. I searched online for some to include with the words, but they were out of stock