Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch

Inside this book you will find,

Funny nonsense from my mind.

Zany rhymes and slimy tales,

Creepy crawlies leaving bloody trails.

And a clever slug that shocks,

Tales about Cinders and Goldilocks.

Cabbages, slugs and Elias Zapple,

What rhymes with Zapple apart from apple?

Fun and craziness! (You'll have a good time),

There's even some that do not rhyme!

Read the book, there's so much more,

Or my slugs and I will go to war!