Diary of A Suburban Zombie

Mel C. Thompson's collection of Halloween poems and paranormal stories. His unique perspective on zombies, mummies, vampire bats and world-conquering pumpkins. He takes us on a tour of hostile UFOs, the sex lives of immortals and the jobs of former monsters-turned-workers. If there was any question in your mind about the state of the author's mental health, this book should clear that up once and for all. Most of the book is G-Rated, but there are some PG-13 and NC-17 scenes, so dispense these tales with care.