Deals with the Devil

The hellgate is opening. We're not ready. I don't want to be a witch. Magic means trouble, every time. I just want to be a regular, mundane professor. But then that freaky cat shows up, and now magic is bursting out all over campus. Roses are on a murderous rampage, the library is throwing books at me, and the students are having orgies under the willow tree (well, that might not be due to magic). I need to close the hellgate that's spewing wild magic all over the university before it triggers the magical apocalypse. And I need to do it fast, because Satan might be coming to campus, which...wouldn't be great. But I'm a little distracted-okay, a lot distracted-by the new English professor, the one who watches me like he knows something about me. Something I don't know. See what I mean? Magic means trouble. Love your tropes? In Deals with the Devil you'll find some of these, a bit twisted: The Chosen OneMysterious pastReluctant HeroCannot spit it outNot like other girlsDestined loversWild magicLust at first sight