6 Feet Tall, Invisible and Bullet-Proof

Welcome to Avalon's! Please ENTER and your bartender will be right with you. Maybe talk to the gentleman beside you but you will NEVER KNOW MY NAME. Here, we are only TRANZITIONING. But if you are lucky, maybe you will hear a story from him, OH, THAT MAD MARTY. An introduction from him will surely lead to a tale from THE LOST PRINCESS. But don't look into her eyes or else you may become a victim of RETINYL BURN. Go outside for a cigarette and meet the girl from STARLIGHT X. After that you may need to do some VENTURING to clear your palette. But be careful. If you venture too far you may just find yourself in THE UNFATHOMABLE DARKNESS. Perhaps a WOLF HUNT will pique your interest? If you are lucky enough you might get to storm the BRASS GATES. While you are waiting, listen to some G-R.O.S.E. Just remember ... 9/10's are TEENAGE BLASPHEMY. But don't worry, because later you can visit ANUCHE-WE. When you get back from that village you will meet BETH TALBOT and possibly experience some RAZOR BUKAKE. Just be carful, because the PROWD BOYZ are here tonight. And so is MOTHER SCARLET, so be cool. Remain calm. Try some BOXSURFING II. After that you may meet the HALLMONITOR '66. Later you can eat from THE GOLDEN TROUGH. Oh, ROCK 'N ROLL FAT CAMP will be starting soon. Have you gotten your ticket yet? If not, then it is time to hear MINNIE'S PROPHECY. But be careful, because soon you will be meeting NAUGHTIA, who is nothing but a mistress of DEATH GORE DISMEMBERMENT. In the corner waits THE HEN THIEF. And then, for the final trilogy, here is your INVITATION TO THE HOUSE OF DECADENCE. Make your EXIT and then you will be INITIATED INTO THE HOUSE OF DECADENCE. After that, you will MAKE YOUR ESCAPE FROM THE HOUSE OF DECADENCE and, hopefully, you will be able to find your way home.