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When Vern's gaming friends find a genie's lamp, they wish for a real-life adventure - and boy, do they get it! Vern's party is transported to Faerie to fight monsters, crawl dungeons, rescue fair maidens...and deal with some of Vern's old schemes that have come back to bite him in the tail. Vern even gets his secret wish fulfilled when he sees his dragon kin for the first time in centuries. But the genie is not what he seems. The Wish World is the real-world Faerie of Vern's past...and their adventure is no game. The second book in the DragonEye, PI series is a wild ride in Vern's old turf. If you love the fairy, D&D, or (of course) Vern, roll for initiative and get it today.
>Cringe at the improbable character 'shipping. Learn the secret to the Impulsive's Miracle Ensign. Watch Warlord Enigo LaFuentes put Khan to shame. Snag this Space Traipse adventure and let's do the time plot as only the HMB Impulsive can! A laugh-out-loud parody that fondly skewers the tropes of the world's most beloved science fiction show, and of sci-fi in general. Space Traipse: Hold My Beer is highly recommended for people who love science fiction, parody, and just good fun.
Time for more sci-fi parody fun! In this exciting season of Space Traipse: Hold My Beer: - The Impulsive goes to Filedise to track down the cause of the bizarre changes to the replicator files that have brought the galactic economy to a standstill. Then, they discover the Cybers are customers. It's a customer service nightmare!- The cybervirus infecting the Impulsive takes a turn for the weird as the entire crew breaks into song. The Union sends a team to help - a team which includes Ellie's old rival and her old flame. Even worse, Janbot turns creepy stalker on Ellie. It's the musical episode.- The Impulsive is back on matchmaker duty when it ferries a bride to her future husband's planet, to secure the peace between two worlds. However, her metamorphic abilities and seductive nature cause chaos with the crew. Commander Smythe stars in this parody of ST: TNG "The Perfect Mate."
It ain't easy being a Magical creature in the Mundane world. Vern, a Faerie dragon whose size, power and knowledge were diminished after battling St. George, has been called to emigrate to the Mundane. Living in the garage of Little Flower Parish and dealing with neighbors who accuse him of eating cats and ruining their gardens, he's hard pressed to find a reason to be in our world. Then a field comes to life and starts killing farmhands. While Vern can sympathize with vengeful jalapenos, murderous magic must be managed. He and Father Rich team up solve the mystery. It's a whole new world with geeky fans, paranoid parishioners, bumptious authorities, zoo incarcerations, and a snickering saint who just wants Vern to do the right thing.
A sequel to the Old Man and the Void. Dex Hollister nearly died in his escape from the black hole and the war raging there. He awakens in his universe...600 years in the future. Everything is different. He even has a new body, a hybrid of human and alien DNA. As he struggles to adapt to a new society, new sensations, even new romance, he searches for the one tie to his old self: his AI, Santiago. When that search puts him and the people he loves in danger, Dex must use all his old cunning and new knowledge to save them all.
If you love Star Trek and parodies... If the Orville and Galaxy Quest give you as much joy as Wrath of Khan... If you believe (as Tumblr users do) that humans will rule the galaxy because we are the only species crazy enough to tie two warp cores together, reverse the polarity and toss them into a star just to see what will happen.... ....then this is the book for you.These are the voyages of the HMB Impulsive. You know the mission. Let's meet the crew: -Capt Jeb Tiberius: A good ol' boy from Texas whose religion requires firm buttocks.-First Officer Commander Phineas Smythe: His uncanny ability to win Rock-Paper-Scissors-Redshirt-Alien means he can pick his away missions.-Chief Engineer Commander Angus Deary: The first person to reverse the polarity by 90 degrees.-Xenologist and Ship's Sexy, Loreli: A plant-based life form with a perfect figure, she keeps up ship morale - and ratings.-Chief of Security, Enigo Guillermo Ricardo Montoya Guiterrez LaFuentes: Raised on the UGS The Hood, where gang war is a cultural right, he's not afraid to shoot a fellow crewman. That's what stun is for! -Ops Officer Ensign Ellie Doall: Fresh from the HMB Mary Sue, she can so just about anything all on her own - and often does.-Transporter Chief, Dolfrick Dour: By the manipulations of technology, he reduces people to their most basic elements and rematerializes them elsewhere. Is it any wonder he's 23rd Century Goth?Based on the popular blog series (seven fans and rising!), Space Traipse: HMB Series 1 offers the first four episodes (plus a never-before-seen bonus) in editorially remastered binge-able format. Join the author as she reverses the polarity on clichés, breaks the fourth wall and has a rip-roaring time. But it's not all slapstick. The stories just might touch your heart as well as tickle your funny bone. Don't believe her? Get the book, pop open a cold one and read!
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