Bøker av Wit Funnybones

Part of the Grandma Series, this story has the right mix of mystery, adventure, and hilarious funniness to keep 9 to 12-year-old children glued until the end. Perfect for fans of David Walliams and Roald Dahl. A super weird family moves into the dilapidated Victorian house across from Grandma's bungalow in Ponder Lane. They look like Goth-elves with their long black coats, stringy hair, and pointy features. They are the Doogleberries, a clan with strange traditions and suspicious movements. Old man Doogleberry dumps black bags in the dam at night and Fifi, his daughter, is as morose and closed-up as a mineshaft. There's also a gruff-looking man living with them, but he looks different. Who is he, and why is he a suspect with the police? Well, one thing in Grandma's polished neighborhood stands out like a humongous zit and that is that the whole bunch sure look and act like they have something to hide - BIG TIME! After two oldies go missing from the neighborhood, leaving their false teeth behind, the detective juices of Granny and her grandson, Billy, kick in. On a whirlwind investigation, they learn strange things from even stranger people. Then to top it all off, Grandma goes missing and Billy made a gruesome discovery in the Doogleberries' basement. Will he find Grandma alive and solve the Doogleberry mystery on his own?

Part of the Grandma Series, this story has the right mix of mystery, adventure, and hilarious funniness to keep 9 to 12-year-old children glued until the end. Perfect for fans of David Walliams and Roald Dahl. Grandma Bonkers receives a call from Omar Cash-O-Kut, a descendant of the ancient Pharaoh of Egypt, King Kaputapotato. He wants the fearless and ever-victorious Granny to bring him the magical Heelosickle fruit, which cures all illnesses. Omar gives Granny a map of King Kaput's tomb, showing where the fruit grows. According to him, no one has found this place before. At first Granny denies Omar's request, but then Omar forcefully inserts a vial filled with the deadly belladonna poison behind Granny's ear. With one tap of a key on Omar's computer, he can send the poison into Granny's veins, killing her within a minute. The message is simple - get the fruit or die. Granny has no choice. And so she and her grandson, Billy, set off to raid the pharaoh's tomb. On their quest, Granny and Billy make gruesome discoveries and encounter weird creatures with sinister motives. Will they be able to overcome the enemy and bring the Heelosickle fruit back to Omar in time before it dies?

Part of the Grandma Series, this story has the right mix of mystery, adventure, and hilarious funniness to keep 9 to 12-year-old children glued until the end. Perfect for fans of David Walliams and Roald Dahl. Dracula has captured Lilly Lawson, Granny Bonkers's niece, in his castle near the Carpathian Mountains in Romania. Granny feels compelled to save Lilly and so she and her grandson, Billy, set off to Dracula's castle. But Dracula is not human. He's a vampire with supernatural powers like having the strength of twenty men, moving through cracks and other tiny openings, and changing himself into an animal like a bat, or wolf. However, after a bit of research, Granny finds out that there are also things that Dracula cannot stand and which incapacitate him. Unfortunately, no matter how hard Granny and Billy try these things in confronting Dracula, they fail epically in saving Lilly time and again. Dracula is just too powerful. What is the trick to capture Dracula? And even if they know how to do this, will they be successful and save Lilly in the process? Or is poor Lilly doomed to be sucked dry by Dracula and become a vampire herself?