Bøker av Thomas Emmett

Due to the immense popularity of my first book, I could not deny you a second. This book is filled from beginning to end in puns, riddles, dad jokes, more puns, more riddles, and even more dad jokes. Containing even more jokes than the first, this book is sure to satisfy your need for laughs. So what are you waiting for? Get it, and get in there!

Tommy Edwards loves comic books. It's all he thinks about. All he dreams about. Good versus evil, saving the world, humans versus monsters, that sort of thing. Every free second of his day is spent reading from his giant comic book collection. Not only does he read them, but he also loves to create his own. One day Tommy accidentally discovers a new comic book store in town. It just appeared out of nowhere, and he has to check it out. Some of the selection he already knows, but most he has never seen before. He even finds a special set of colored pencils that the store owner insists will help bring his drawings to life. As Tommy uses the pencils to create his new comic books, he starts to notice strange things around town. New buildings that look oddly familiar. Even news stories that are highly unusual. Tommy starts to wonder if the store owner's saying was more than just that. Is he imagining things, or are his drawings actually coming to life? Find out, in Superheroes United.

Megan Fuller has the coolest dad in the world. He works at the local museum as an overnight security guard. What's even better is that he sometimes lets her come to work with him. She gets the whole museum to herself, and she can do anything she wants. Megan really likes to see the paintings, and there are a ton of them there. One day, Megan's dad tells her that the museum just received a new shipment of paintings from Japan. They are all very old, and very delicate. As soon as the museum is able to set them up, Megan heads over to see them. These paintings are not like the others, however. They kind of creep her out. It's almost as if they are watching her. And where is that giggling sound coming from? Megan begins to feel like she isn't alone in the museum anymore. The characters in the pictures seem to be in different positions each time she walks by them. Then one of the paintings just completely disappears. What's going on with all this new artwork? They are just paintings after all. Right? Find out, in The Art Gallery.

Say cheese! Samantha Byrd absolutely loves photography. She carries her camera around with her everywhere she goes. She even sleeps with it at night. You know, just to be sure a good photo opportunity doesn't pass her by. She has thousands of pictures saved on her computer, and will spend hours at a time editing them. You know, so she can get them just right. A new antique store has just opened up in town. Naturally, Sam just has to see if they have any good cameras for sale. She manages to find an old Polaroid just like the one her parents used to have, and uses up all her savings to buy it. She quickly finds that something is off with this one. Perhaps the settings aren't quite right, or maybe it's just broken. Cause every time Sam takes a picture it shows somebody getting hurt, or something bad happening to them. Sam is starting to notice that the pictures are coming true. It makes her wonder. Is the camera somehow predicting the future? Or is the camera itself creating the future? And most importantly, will anyone she talks to about it actually believe her? Find out, in The Antique Camera.

This place is awesome! Or at least that's what Billy Turner and his little brother think when they first step foot in their new house. The place is huge. It has three floors inside, and about ten acres of land surrounding the house. Sure it's two hundred years old, but they got a great deal on it. They especially can't wait to see their new rooms. Billy spends his free time every day during the summer exploring the place. This is definitely the house for hide and seek. He's excited for his new friends to come over and play too. Though Billy tries not to think about it, something isn't quite right about the house. The flickering lights, the cold spots, the strange footsteps at night. Billy's mom says it's normal for an old house to have problems, but he's not so sure about it. Billy can't shake the feeling that someone is watching him. The strange occurrences happen daily, and Billy begins to wonder if the house has other residents. Unfortunately, he's the only one here who seems to think so. Will he be able to uncover the truth about the old house? Find out, in Ghost House.

This book is the sixth collection of short stories detailing the many adventures of Nate and Kristie. After separating themselves from the world's chaos for a few years, they finally realize how long it has been since they last had a good vacation. In a now post pandemic world, nothing is what it used to be. Wars, riots, disease, crime, inflation, catastrophic disasters, and death constantly plague most of the world, with their home being no exception. Nate and Kristie are getting older, and they have made it through everything the world has thrown at them so far. But now they are ready to give it one last try. With danger constantly surrounding them, and a powerful business man still hunting them down, they are in for the adventure of a lifetime. Are they going to survive the last of their world travels? Or will this be the end for Nate and Kristie? Find out for yourself in Uncharted 6.

This book series has been my life project. It began about 20 years ago when I was in middle school, and it is now finally coming to be. The twelfth in a series, this book is done in true Final Fantasy fashion. It features characters, locations, weapons, magic, monsters, and items from the games, along with the comic mischief that the games are known for. The only difference here, is that this series is written as a play. In this twelfth book, the entire world is on the verge of collapse. Continents are merging, along with the past, present, and future. New locations appear all over, along with brand new monsters that are looking for a fight. With desperation in their hearts, the party seeks out every ally they have left. They all finally converge on the Krystal Palace, and begin their long assault. The palace is greater than any other castle in existence, and is filled with the most dangerous of creatures. Despite the odds against them, the party is unwilling to surrender, and are ready to give their lives for the planet. It has all come down to this, in FFTP: Defenders of the Universe.

Final Fantasy. The video game series that made up most of my childhood. It all started with Final Fantasy VII on the PlayStation, and eventually covered every single game that came out, from I to XIII. This book series has been my life project. It began about 20 years ago when I was in middle school, and it is now finally coming to be. The eighth in a series, this book is done in true Final Fantasy fashion. It features characters, locations, weapons, magic, monsters, and items from the games, along with the comic mischief that the games are known for. The only difference here, is that this series is written as a play. In this eighth book, the party narrowly escapes Zeltennia in an airship, only to have it come crashing down on a great desert island to the north. They are forced to explore the sands in search of replacement parts, and come to find that the island is inhabited by many unusual creatures. Vicious plants, abandoned structures, and huge monsters abound in this arid wasteland. One beast in particular shows great interest in the party, and will stop at nothing to ensure their destruction. Discover what may be their most difficult trial yet, in FFTP: The Source of Evil.

This book series has been my life project. It began about 20 years ago when I was in middle school, and it is now finally coming to be. The ninth in a series, this book is done in true Final Fantasy fashion. It features characters, locations, weapons, magic, monsters, and items from the games, along with the comic mischief that the games are known for. The only difference here, is that this series is written as a play. In this ninth book, the airship has finally been repaired, and the party once again takes to the skies. After leaving the blue Krystal in the hands of Merlin, they prepare themselves to confront Nichols once more, in order to retrieve the final Krystal. Amanda suggests a detour to her home town of Wutai first, and the party agrees. It is there that they once again meet a familiar ally, who finally agrees to join them. Also, with the promise of a powerful treasure, Amanda agrees to go on a solo quest that she alone must complete. Will she survive, and gain the party a new weapon? Find out, in FFTP: Amanda's Trial.

This book series has been my life project. It began about 20 years ago when I was in middle school, and it is now finally coming to be. The eleventh in a series, this book is done in true Final Fantasy fashion. It features characters, locations, weapons, magic, monsters, and items from the games, along with the comic mischief that the games are known for. The only difference here, is that this series is written as a play. In this eleventh book, the war rages on, this time in Stephis. Soldiers, monsters, and civilians on both sides fight to the death as Lindsea and the party invade Stephis. While everyone else is consumed by the battle, the party seeks out the black Krystal. They hope to finally remove it from the monster factory, which will prevent Stephis from ever using it again. Along the way, the party encounters a few important members of the kingdom. As they take down the enemies of the world, and narrowly escape the castle, they soon encounter a new foe, one unlike any the world has ever seen. The battle continues, in FFTP: The Krystal Palace.

Dark humor is a lot like food. Not everyone gets it. This little black book is loaded from cover to cover in nothing but dark humor. All dark chapters, with no other jokes added in. Think you are strong enough to make it through? There's only one way to find out. Just start at page one, and read on as far you can. If you dare.

Little Susie Adams loves dolls. She has over two hundred in her collection. Anytime a new one comes out, she has to be the first to have it. She even has all the accessories to go with them. Clothes, shoes, houses, you name it. Her room has an entire town set up for them. Susie's mom has just returned home from another country. As expected, she brought her back a new doll. Susie is so happy about it, but the excitement doesn't last long. Strange things are starting to happen around the house. Things that can't be explained. Things that Susie didn't do. Nobody believes Susie when she blames the doll. It keeps showing up in odd places, and in the middle of huge disasters. In the dark hours of the night, she swears that it grins at her. Susie is quickly becoming convinced that this is no ordinary doll. But what else is it going to take to convince her parents of the truth? Find out, in The Doll.

Warning: This book contains adult language and situations. Thomas Williams is a former police detective from Chicago. He was the youngest detective that the department has ever had, and was extremely skilled at his job. After investigating a series of murders with his older partner, Detective Bishop, all the evidence seemed to point to the most unlikely of suspects. His very own partner. As Thomas watched his partner get locked up behind bars, he was determined to find enough evidence to set him free. Due to the severity of the case, and the mounting evidence against him, Detective Bishop was quickly moved through trial, and delivered to the electric chair. Convinced he was a failure, Thomas had no choice but to turn in his badge, and walk away. Seven years later, a young woman named Molly appears at Thomas' door. Her brother had just been arrested for two new murders, and all the evidence points to him. Determined to prove his innocence, Molly came to persuade Thomas to leave the country, and return to Chicago to help solve her case. It doesn't take long for Thomas to see the similarities between these murders and the ones long ago, and he's convinced that the killer is still out there. Thomas and Molly begin their own investigation, studying the first murder, and moving on to the next. Thomas knows there will be a third, but with her brother behind bars, he's beginning to doubt himself. As he recalls the events of the past, and takes note of the changes in the present, Thomas thinks that this case is more than meets the eye. When he himself becomes a target of attack, he realizes that the killer will stop at nothing to destroy him. But Thomas is unwilling to walk away, and is determined to uncover the real killer once and for all. Will the case that began seven years ago finally be solved? Find out, in 1940.

This book series has been my life project. It began about 20 years ago when I was in middle school, and it is now finally coming to be. The tenth in a series, this book is done in true Final Fantasy fashion. It features characters, locations, weapons, magic, monsters, and items from the games, along with the comic mischief that the games are known for. The only difference here, is that this series is written as a play. In this tenth book, Lindsea decides it's time to return the attack on Stephis. Though the kingdom is still in ruins, all remaining soldiers prepare for battle. All willing men and women are encouraged to join the ranks. With no other allies to aid them, Lindsea makes the tough choice to go ahead with minimal numbers. The party sees this as their opportunity to retrieve the black Krystal, so they join in as well, bringing along all the help they can get. Is this their best chance of finally defeating Nichols? Will they find the last remaining Krystal? Read on, in FFTP: Revenge of Lindsea.