Bøker av Seth Kinstle

If you're looking for a great Christmas gift you found the best piece of magic on the market. It's looks perfect under a Christmas tree or thrown on the lap of a stranger. Santa has a secret past that no one has ever heard about. Unwrap the true story of the very real Santa Clause in this indecent mashup of insane cartoony ramblings. Discover the truth of the Santa Clause corporation along with everything that makes it prosper. Unmask the messiah Jesus Christ to pay a testament to the wretched things he's done. When the holiday spirit runs deep, you'll find Santa beneath the dirt chugging diarrhea in a sewer. All his precious secrets are exposed in this mind boggling unbelievable autobiography of the one and only man in red. From his outlandish love affairs to his triumphant fetishes. See the man you know and love like never before. Including top secret details of his passionate body on body friction with Mrs. Clause. Take a look into his bedroom to see what's really going on in the life of a super human so jolly he can't help but be irresistibly attractive.

At the edge of the universe there are stars just waiting to get sipped up. But there are consequences for consuming such power. Earth realm is blinded by a group of individuals who call themselves "the council." It's only a matter of time until everyone learns the truth. There are things out there that breach the boundaries of imagination. With the seven realms intact everything is fast forwarded into every possible eventuality that can come to be. But maybe all of it is just a random rumor some old man started. Seek to discover everything the seven realms has to offer in this mind melting take on what it is to live an infinite number of lives. With the power of the stars anything is possible. With future technology comes new woes and paths of disintegration. What will come of the mess that's bound to be? How long will the seven realms wage war on one another? But most importantly, when will the people of Earth finally learn the truth? Find out from the mouth of an old man who seen it all before. Walk in his shoes and discover the destiny the seven realms has in store for you.

All Claud Moonrock wanted was a hot cup of tea. But now he has been thrown into a mysterious world against his will. There has to be a way he can escape the madness. There are so many things happening at once it's hard to tell what the answers are. All he knows is he has to believe in the magic if he wants to find his way back. But the story structure seems a little overused. The good narrator keeps getting smudged out by the evil narrator. Everything is happening in a way no one seen coming. Can Claud Moonrock weasel his way out of the mysterious land of make believe? Can he find it in himself to entertain people good enough to sell copies of this book? Find out as you dig deep to decide what matters in the modern genre of magic. Or whatever it's called. I don't know how I got here. Wow this turned out kinda funny.

The elements collide in this one of a kind combination of monsters and satire. Have you ever wondered what it's like to transform into an elemental monster from your imagination? Well now you can as you overcome all the modern cliches of being a monster with a twist. All you have to do is train yourself to defeat every elemental in your way. The gods are corrupt and that's why you're going to take their place. If you believe in yourself enough then you're to pull through every fight scene imaginable. But maybe it's better if the main character takes a crack at all this stuff. Who knows what's going to happen. Maybe it's not as predictable as the millions of other books on the market. But you can be a monster too if you want. All you have to do is dive inside and let the elements decide your fate. I honestly don't know how this is supposed to go. I guess elemental monsters are cool so I created this book. Check it out if you feel like it's something you might enjoy. Aren't rival elements fighting one another so satisfying? It's one of the best things ever created. I'm glad I decided to take it a step further and follow this through. Wow this turned out kinda funny.

Something is lurking in the cavern of your subconscious mind. It's been there your entire life but it might never see the light of day. Will your dream be realized and constructed in a lab so everyone can witness your triumph? Or will you choose to forsake everything the world tried to teach you? The choice is yours as the clock ticks everything away. We might be insane but who cares to admit it? We might be just as hopeless as people who aren't alive to think. What is the maximum capacity of your brain? Is there a true route in front of you? These are all questions of a typical human being who wants something more. I beg you to encase yourself in the insane ride presented before you. You might be at odds but the stakes might increase with your stay here. The insane asylum welcomes everyone of all shapes and sizes. You're no different than the people who are so crazy they can't hold a conversation. Just because you think you can speak doesn't mean anything you say offers much potency to anyone. So come with me into the deepest darkest corner of your heart. We might be able to get you a little better situated. So don't be scared, just understand our lives might turn into another dead dream asylum. It's up to you, it's your turn to fight or submit. To decide to pursue relevance or bask in insignificance.

Welcome to the fantasy of your innermost desires. I'm the one you've been waiting for all along. It doesn't matter who you are or what the world has done to you. Because I've been on the beach anticipating your arrival. I'm the sexiest person in the world. It doesn't matter what you're into because I'm just that hot. I'm here to rope you into an experience beyond the comprehension of your imagination. My sexy thighs curl up to my impressive forearms. I have the body of a god. I might even go as far as to say that not even a god can live up to my stature. I'm a specimen to behold. A wondrous vessel of everything ridiculously attractive. I'm your picture perfect getaway from a world gone mad. Take my hand on a stroll down the beach to see what sexy adventures await. I guarantee this will be the sexiest time of your life. You'll leave with a sense of elevated spunk when it comes to the love scene. I'm your one and only and you're about to roll me up and take a bite. Let's turn this beach into a heavenly memory we'll never forget.

A collection of poems constructed out of the sheer will to indulge in a limitless land of fantasy. From the icebergs of Antarctica, to the hottest volcano on the planet, I urge you to take a journey in-between worlds. Don't be scared to get burnt a little bit, step into the fire to see what you'll make of it. For when you stare into a fire, you stare into yourself. So take a leap of faith and discover the magic hidden in your imagination. Let the flames encase you as you seamlessly sleep in a catacomb of divine defiance. For you found all which is here to satisfy, your search is over, this is the end, put one foot in front of the other and live a little.

People get a little greedier everyday. They go crazy and things happen that shouldn't. Everyone loses their mind over the simplest of luxuries. So who am I to dwindle in the darkness as if I don't owe the world a little disgust? I was never normal, but nothing is ever about me, it's about money. It's about the thrill that pulses through your veins when you're about to show everyone your worth. You might lose your mind, but it's just part of the game. The city doesn't care who you are, it swallows all in its wake. Your memories will be taken under as you examine the treacherous path of a bloody mess you left behind. Everyone is the same, it's why we try so hard to be different. So pull up a stepping stool as we disappear into the formally unreachable cabinet in your kitchen to take a peek at your red soaked cash. It's time to face your chaotic yesterdays of impeccable greed.

People spend their lives dancing around the flames of their desire. But what if you had everything and experienced all life had to offer? Would you reach an end? Or would there be something to keep you going when it seems so pointless? Everyone lives life the way they want to, but few of us ever actually break free from who we are. There's so much controversy simultaneously blind siding us it can be hard to define reality. If you ever bring everything into focus, maybe you're just going to be on the wrong side of a good day no matter what you do. Maybe there's more to the randomness life throws our way, or maybe all we do is rest on a pending death. Step into the sunshine door and see what life has in store for you. Maybe it's better to never know what's going to happen, but you might be left with nothing more than a bland routine. Either way, I guess you're going to have to conclude the tragedy of your life.

Several different poems as an 8th poetry collection by Seth Kinstle.

A tidal wave of blood fills your schedule as you race to finish your day with a smile. There's always something in the way, if only you could sit back and relax for a second maybe your day would get better. Maybe spring butterflies will swarm your imagination, but it rarely happens. The only thing a person can do is make sure they're better prepared for the worst of eventualities. Life is confusing and it doesn't seem like many people ever figure much of anything out. I guess we're just in for a random brain scrambler every morning for the rest of our lives. So pack a raincoat and a screw loose as we prep our skull vessels for the utmost insane conditions life has to offer. Don't be scared to take a step into this thing we call reality, because this book has everything you need to get through it without breaking your back from carrying the world on your shoulders.

Get ready to have a taste of what it's like to have every experience you possibly can. As you go from one dream to the next not knowing what's going to happen or who's in control. You'll be sure to get your mind boggled in this extremity of what it's like to have a psychological climax. When anything can happen and there are no rules, it makes for a interesting take on what it is to be alive. So reach the end of the climax in your brain and make the decision to give it a try. Because as far as you know you might be in for the climax of a lifetime. With this perfectly blended genre crossover, you'll be held captive in suspense as you discover how hilarious it is to watch modern clichés get dismantled before your very eyes. With a robust sense of story structure mixed with a unique knack for chaos, you're guaranteed to get your cage rattled. So hop on in and see what dreams are made of in this modern take of an anything goes plunder gush.

Many complex or thought provoking poems with a variety of different subjects and perspectives.

This book has many different poems which can be dark, thought provoking, or inspiring.

Love DiedLove died along with everything, Nothing is a surprise it's depressing, Everyone lied yes everyone, They lied and it died, Love