Bøker av Ralph Lazar

"How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!" With every joke illustrated, this book is full of laugh-out-loud jokes the whole family will enjoy! "What happened to the dalmation that went through the washing machine? It came out spotless!" Perfect for road trips, rainy days, or as a gift for any occasion, The Epic World's Best Jokes for Kids is complete with dad jokes, knock-knock jokes, and very punny art from the first three volumes of the series. Every joke is illustrated! From the New York Times-bestselling authors of the Happiness Is ... series, this book truly is the ultimate bundle of family-friendly humor and fun.

The fourth book in the hilarious action comedy chapter book series from New York Times bestselling duo Ralph Lazar and Lisa Swerling!

Book three in the hilarious action comedy chapter book series from New York Times bestselling author Ralph Lazar!For Dash Candoo, every day is... SUSPICIOUS!Dash Candoo is used to really strange, mysterious things happening at his school.But now, really, really, really strange and mysterious things are happening.Dash starts to wonder what's going on when mysterious tire marks and strange sounds start coming from Moremi Forest, next to Swedhump Elementary. When he and his friend Rob go to investigate, they can't work out what's going on. All they know is... they're being watched.Soon the weirdness spreads to Swedhump. Trails of leaves appear between classrooms. A teacher acts even more strangely than normal. Even bed-jumping class doesn't feel entirely safe.What's causing all the fuss?

"First published by Last Lemon Productions in 2020"--Copyright page.

For Dash Candoo, every day is...MYSTERIOUS! Excitement is spreading through the halls of Dash Candoo's school. The Face-Pulling Championships are about to begin, featuring students holding their faces in such positions as the Vibrating Jaw-Drop with Eye-Roll and the Dripping Stare of Death. Dash and his classmates have been getting ready for this day for ages. But then, suddenly, right before the championship, blue spots appear on everyone's faces...except for Gronville Honkersmith's face, which remains spotless. Something very suspicious is going on here. Dash needs to act fast to get rid of the spots... or else he and his friends will be pulled from the Face-Pulling for sure"--Provided by publisher.

When the forces of chaos interrupt the most important meal of Dash's day and conspire against him, his friends, his school, his town, and indeed the entire planet, Dash needs to take things into his own hands, and some crazy stuff starts to happen.

When Dash and his classmates start coming down with blue spots all over their faces, nobody knows what's going on. But Dash has his suspicions. Does it have something to do with the Face-Pulling Championships later in the day? Dash needs to act, and fast!