Bøker av Matti Charlton

Discover the hilariously revamped universe of "Woke Fairy Tales" by Matti Charlton, where your favorite fairy tales undergo a modern metamorphosis, emerging through a lens of inclusivity, empathy, and social justice. Imagine a Little Red Riding Hood rooted in camaraderie, not deceit, and a Hansel and Gretel adventure teaching kindness and self-reliance.From King Arthur's relentless pursuit of equality to the collaborative and compassionate ecosystem inhabited by Goldilocks and the bear family, each tale ingeniously reincorporates today's crucial societal themes into the age-old narratives we all know and love. Charlton guides readers on an exhilarating journey through magical realms and enchanted forests, introducing them to a vibrant tapestry of characters from diverse backgrounds, each navigating the contemporary issues of gender identity, discrimination, and sustainability with grace and humor.Step into a world where the golden threads of acceptance, understanding, and respect weave a rich and hopeful tapestry of stories that celebrate diversity in all its forms. This isn't just a book; it's an empowering experience, fostering a culture ripe with empathy and shared adventures, inspiring readers to envision a world where differences are not just tolerated but joyously celebrated. Get ready to be both entertained and enlightened as Charlton masterfully combines humor and deep empathy, turning familiar tales into a compelling beacon of hope, unity, and joy.Prepare yourself for a transformative read; a narrative powerhouse that injects hilarity and profound understanding into classics, offering not just stories but a vision of a world steeped in respect and mutual understanding. The time is now to dive into "Woke Fairy Tales," where each page turn promises laughter, learning, and an open invitation to a more inclusive and understanding society - one reimagined fairy tale at a time. Don't just read a book, become part of a movement; grab your copy and join the adventure toward a brighter, kinder world.

Discover a game-changing resource for indie musicians - "A Fair Record Label Contract for Independent Musicians." Unveil the secrets of a fair contract tailored for sync licensing, offering insights into the music industry's inner workings. Authored by Matti Charlton, this guide empowers musicians with knowledge, industry standards, and safeguards against exploitation. Knowledge is power in the music industry; equip yourself today.

What if there existed a second Voynich Manuscript that continued where the first one left off?

Tormented space is a series of incredible art worlds featuring impossibility and incredible beauty beyond the works of M.C. Escher. Like Douglas Hoftstadter through an AI-inversion lens of modern Stable Diffusion prompts, come explore this tortured and fantastic world of unresolvable, non-euclidean geometry where fantastic monsters as well as unimaginable wonder exist at every turn.

"Booky Book: The Talkie Talk Words To Read" is a whimsical and surreal tale that follows the misadventures of Murder Meetry, a tangled and eccentric character. The story takes readers on a wild journey through nonsensical situations, absurd dialogue, and bizarre imagery.The story begins with a mysterious introduction, hinting at the main character's peculiar nature. As the narrative progresses, we meet Murder Meetry, who interacts with various fantastical characters such as Mookie Mips, an Anglosaur, and Flip the Pumpkin.Throughout the story, we encounter a series of seemingly disconnected events, involving turnips turning into milkshakes, concept of "chaoes," and the antics of a character called Bonky Times. The plot is driven by random and illogical occurrences, giving a dreamlike quality to the narrative.The author playfully introduces numerous wordplay, puns, and linguistic inventions, making the story a unique and unconventional reading experience. Themes of identity, purpose, and the absurdity of life intertwine within the bizarre landscape of the tale.As the story progresses, Murder Meetry finds himself in various absurd situations, interacting with fire trucks, clops (cops), and even the Muppets Organized Puppeteer Association of Dirty Odious Muppet Professional Sluts (BLORPSALOT). The narrative continually shifts between abstract reflections, bizarre actions, and witty banter.The story doesn't follow a traditional linear plot but rather presents a stream of consciousness filled with humor, absurdity, and linguistic play. The narrative reaches its climax with an unexpected ending that leaves readers questioning the nature of reality within the story's fantastical world.In the concluding sections, the story becomes even more chaotic and surreal, with the character interacting with geometric shapes, temperature units, and even delving into a bizarre beatboxing sequence. The narrator's voice continues to be playful, incorporating quotes from Steve Martin and humorous tangents.Ultimately, the story seems to leave readers in a state of bemusement, raising questions about the boundaries of storytelling, language, and the intricacies of the human mind. "Booky Book: The Talkie Talk Words To Read" is a whimsical and unconventional narrative that explores the realms of imagination and the limits of language in a delightfully absurd manner.

Absolutely smash that purchase button if you dare to embark on an electrifying, hallucinogenic narrative experience that grabs you by the collar from the get-go. Get ready to descend into the utterly bizarre and compelling realm of "The Last Resort, or How to Succeed in the Music Industry" by Matti Charlton-a whirlpool of psychedelic-influenced storytelling that breaks the fourth wall in literature, pulling you into its hypnotic, pulsating heart with each turn of the page.From the dizzying, acid-infused discussions at a Manhattan café to the echoing silence of unfulfilled dreams in the unforgiving world of the 21st-century music industry analysis, every chapter delivers an unprecedented interactive narrative in fiction, pulling you deeper into this meta-narrative writing style where the line between the author and the reader violently blurs, spiraling into an intricate dance of reality and hallucination, peppered with laugh-out-loud humor and the raw, bleeding heartbeat of human emotion.The unusual cast-Ted, Frank, Wendy, Brody, and the cheekily self-aware Narrator-guides you through a landscape of heartache, hilarity, and razor-sharp insights into the realities of the modern music industry, a world teeming with personal sacrifice, self-doubt, and the mind-bending possibilities unleashed through unconventional narrative techniques. Imagine being led on a frenzied, fly-on-the-wall tour of the most unpredictable music industry journey, a no-holds-barred exploration of fame, legacy, and the very fabric of narrative itself, steering through heart-warming moments of homely bliss to mind-warping, hallucinogenic narrative experiences that challenge your very perception of fiction.Experience the raw, pulsating heart of a narrative that plays with time, messes with your head, and offers a breathtaking fictional exploration of fame and legacy, a tale carved from the flesh and bone of the modern music industry's harsh realities. It unflinchingly unveils a metaverse where the meta-narrative constantly shape-shifts, where characters are painfully real and yet not, in a story punctuated with mind-altering drugs, surreal scenarios, and heart-rending personal sacrifices.Don't just read-participate, anticipate, question, and interact in a pulsating, living organism of a story that refutes passive consumption, demanding your engagement, your emotions, your very soul as it unfolds a complex tale bursting with heartbreaking realities, psychedelic storytelling, and hallucinogenic narrative experiences that constantly defy your expectations. This isn't just a book-it's a seething, living entity, a masterful exploration of the fourth wall in literature, a journey through the visceral realities of the modern music industry; it's an exhilarating rollercoaster ride that refuses to be anything less than mind-blowing.Throw every expectation out the window, because "The Last Resort, or How to Succeed in the Music Industry" isn't just groundbreaking-it shatters the very concept of narrative, offering a unique, interactive narrative in fiction that's as unpredictable as it is unputdownable. It's a must-read for anyone daring enough to venture into the uncharted territories of the human psyche, into the wild, untamed frontiers of narrative itself.With "The Last Resort" in your hands, the fourth wall doesn't just break; it explodes, leaving you gasping for more. A masterpiece of meta-narrative writing style woven with potent 21st-century music industry analysis-it's not just a novella, it's a revolution. Seize it. Experience the hallucinogenic narrative phenomena that is Matti Charlton's surreal brainchild, plunging headfirst into the vibrant, chaotic realms of revolutionary fiction that refuses to be confined. This is not just a book; it's an addiction waiting to happen. Dive in. The trip of a lifetime awaits.

A collection of songs by Matti Charlton, arranged for the piano. Includes several of the hit songs by the Canadian artist, including Dark Addiction, Paul's Song, and many others for the piano player to play.

In the haunting world of Featherdale, a cursed duck community finds itself trapped in an ancient feud between the Western Shores and Eastern Marsh clans. The source of their misery lies in the cursed drake, Simon, whose malevolent influence unleashes unending nightmares, discord, and despair. Sinister moonbeam visions plague the dreams of the Eastern Marsh ducks, while the Western Shore ducks suffer torment under sinister sunbeam revelations. As the feud intensifies, hope diminishes, and the ducks are ensnared in twisted compromises and haunting omens.Amidst the turmoil, a dark spirit named Angel Dream emerges, possessing ethereal abilities to traverse the haunting dreamscape. Angel Dream becomes the malevolent tormentor, fueling the pursuit of misunderstanding and perpetuating the eternal strife that envelops Featherdale. The haunted banshee's chilling melodies echo through the forsaken night, as ghostly apparitions and vengeful spirits roam the cursed pond.Featherdale's fate remains veiled and twisted, as the ducks' broken wings and haunted feathers bear witness to the abyss of despair. The relentless onslaught of nightmares leaves the tortured souls forever writhing in agony. In the macabre night, a prophecy unfolds, and the webbed foot of the feud tightens its grip on the feuding clans.As the sinister presence looms, Featherdale's legacy becomes one of maleficent disunity, shattering the veneer of tranquility. The desolate meadows witness the ominous reflection of their doom, and the once-hopeful ducks face a doomed fate. But within the haunting melodies, a glimmer of redemption emerges, as the ducks must confront the enigmatic curse that has banished unity from their realm.In the shadowy embrace of Featherdale, the haunting chorus of souls yearns for liberation from the cursed pond. Amidst the haunting feathers and moonlit waters, the quest for peace becomes a prophecy to fulfill. The malevolent drake's legacy is destined to be shattered by the ethereal abilities of Angel Dream. Will the haunting dreams reveal the path to salvation, or will the abyss of despair consume them all?'The Angel Dream of Featherdale' weaves a tragic ballet of feuding flocks and enigmatic curses, haunting readers with its malevolent presence and relentless pursuit of redemption. Dive into the eerie symphony of this mesmerizing tale, where every shadow holds a secret, and every feather quivers with anticipation. Dare to step into Featherdale's haunted realm and unlock the dark spells that bind them all

In a whirlwind of creativity, nonconformity, and surrealism, the story follows Malavak, a boy who challenges societal norms through his unique style and rebellious spirit. Embracing self-expression, he tells the story of enigmatic golems in the kaleidoscopic People Place, deciphering their riddles and unlocking hidden truths. Amid absurdity, his storytelling captivates classmates and teachers alike. The narrative transcends reality, blurring dreams and waking life, as Malavak navigates bizarre scenarios, relationships, and self-discovery. These experiences culminate in unexpected transformations, leading to a final awakening where he contemplates the interplay between dreams and reality, leaving his story open-ended, symbolizing the infinite journey of self-discovery and the boundless power of imagination.The prequel book to the Malavak trilogy follows a series of bizarre and puberty-driven incidents that happen in Mr. Dinsdale's class. We meet Malavak before the events of the first book and a friend of his named Bawls who is previously unknown to readers.

Delve into the dynamic history of punk music, exploring its rebellious origins, cultural significance, and lasting influence. From its roots in CBGB and The Ramones to the emergence of British punk with The Sex Pistols, this book uncovers punk's ideological roots, diverse subgenres, controversial moments, and enduring fashion legacy. Interviews with key figures, academic insights, and a curated discography provide a multifaceted view of punk's impact on music, culture, and activism. Discover how punk's DIY ethos, political activism, and vibrant subcultures continue to shape modern music and society.

Embark on an uproarious literary adventure with "That's (Sort Of) Inappropriate"! This non-fiction humor book reimagines a innuendo-filled short story in unexpected ways.From Jane Austen's eloquence to H.P. Lovecraft's dark humor, each chapter brings beloved authors and TV shows to life, infusing the plot with irresistible charm.Experience the playful rhymes of Ogden Nash, the chilling atmosphere of Edgar Allan Poe, and the intricate complexities of Thomas Pynchon.Join hilarious surprises like Justin Bieber's apology and George W. Bush's cameo. Relive sitcoms, nostalgic toy ads, and Broadway musical numbers.Uncover Cold War secrets, dive into covert military operations, and laugh along with beloved duos like Luigi, Calvin & Hobbes, and Moe & Barney.With Monty Python sketches, Family Guy cutaways, and scenes from South Park, the laughter never ends.Celebrate iconic filmmakers like Bergman, Carpenter, Craven, Cronenberg, Fellini, Lynch, Tarkovsky, and Ed Wood.Conclude with Judge Judy, Star Trek adventures, and uproarious moments from "The Office.""That's (Sort Of) Inappropriate" is a must-read comedy extravaganza. Get your copy now and dive into a world of laughter!

Discover the rhythmic journey of the music industry from 1910 to 2022 in this comprehensive 5-volume masterpiece by Matti Charlton. Immerse yourself in the evolution of melodies, from the early 20th century to the digital age. Unearth stories of iconic artists, game-changing labels, and groundbreaking technologies that shaped each era. With richly detailed entries for each year, backed by solid metrics and engaging anecdotes, this meticulously crafted anthology dances through 1160 pages of musical history. Delve into the beats that defined generations and melodies that still resonate today. Unveil the untold sagas behind the songs - a must-have for music enthusiasts and history buffs alike.

Immerse yourself in the enigmatic world of "Malavak," the captivating first installment of an extraordinary series. In this spellbinding tale, secrets lie at the intersection of fables and reality, where the line between protagonist and storyteller blurs.Follow Malavak, a clever and daring student with an unparalleled gift-the ability to commandeer the narrative and shape the very essence of the story.As the pages turn, the familiar fable of Red Riding Hood takes on new meaning, leading Malavak down an uncharted path of self-discovery and unexpected twists. But that's only the beginning.Prepare to be whisked away on a thrilling science fiction odyssey, where Malavak confronts a mischievous computer in a battle of wit and humor-a contest with consequences that reverberate beyond imagination.This special edition of the Malavak trilogy contains all three books: Malavak, The Actor, and the final book The Tapestry.Can you resist the allure of "Malavak"?

In the mesmerizing fourth volume of the captivating series, The History of the Music Industry: 1930 to 1949, journey back in time to an era where the melodies of change echoed through the airwaves. Immerse yourself in the transformative power of music as you explore an extraordinary period that witnessed the birth of legendary genres, the rise of iconic artists, and the blossoming of trailblazing record labels. Step into the roaring '30s, where the echoes of the Great Depression mingled with the soaring spirits of swing and jazz. Delve into the bustling Harlem Renaissance, where the likes of Duke Ellington and Count Basie revolutionized the very essence of music, introducing syncopated rhythms and improvisation that reverberated through the souls of listeners worldwide. As the chapters unfold year by year, be swept away by the soul-stirring ballads and rhythmic beats that defined the '40s. Experience the emotional intensity of blues masters like Robert Johnson, whose haunting guitar licks became the soundtrack to a generation's deepest sorrows. Marvel at the enchanting vocal prowess of Ella Fitzgerald and Billie Holiday, whose velvety tones painted vivid pictures of love, heartbreak, and resilience. Venture beyond the music itself and uncover the forces shaping the industry. Witness the rise of record labels like Columbia and RCA, whose visionary leaders dared to challenge conventions and reshape the very landscape of popular music. Explore the technological advancements that brought sound recording to new heights, forever altering the way music was consumed and experienced. But the history of the music industry is not without its shadows. Peel back the curtain on the dark underbelly of the era--the racial barriers, the exploitation, and the battles for artistic freedom. Follow the remarkable stories of unsung heroes and heroines who fought against prejudice and adversity to forge their paths to greatness.The History of the Music Industry: 1930 to 1949 invites you on an unforgettable journey into a pivotal period in music history. Immerse yourself in the soul-stirring melodies, unravel the stories of iconic artists and industry giants, and bear witness to a time when music was a beacon of hope, resilience, and cultural revolution. This captivating volume is a tribute to the power of music and a testament to the indomitable spirit of those who dared to shape the soundscape of a generation.

Embark on an uproarious literary adventure with "That's (Sort Of) Inappropriate"! This non-fiction humor book reimagines a innuendo-filled short story in unexpected ways.From Jane Austen's eloquence to H.P. Lovecraft's dark humor, each chapter brings beloved authors and TV shows to life, infusing the plot with irresistible charm.Experience the playful rhymes of Ogden Nash, the chilling atmosphere of Edgar Allan Poe, and the intricate complexities of Thomas Pynchon.Join hilarious surprises like Justin Bieber's apology and George W. Bush's cameo. Relive sitcoms, nostalgic toy ads, and Broadway musical numbers.Uncover Cold War secrets, dive into covert military operations, and laugh along with beloved duos like Luigi, Calvin & Hobbes, and Moe & Barney.With Monty Python sketches, Family Guy cutaways, and scenes from South Park, the laughter never ends.Celebrate iconic filmmakers like Bergman, Carpenter, Craven, Cronenberg, Fellini, Lynch, Tarkovsky, and Ed Wood.Conclude with Judge Judy, Star Trek adventures, and uproarious moments from "The Office.""That's (Sort Of) Inappropriate" is a must-read comedy extravaganza. Get your copy now and dive into a world of laughter!

With a gentle exhale, Jonathan lifted the freshly typed pages from the typewriter, the weight of the story palpable in his hands. As he lovingly bound the pages together with a weathered leather cover, he couldn't help but feel a sense of anticipation. This story, he knew, held a power unlike any he had written before. It was more than a mere collection of words; it was a catalyst for change.In that moment, the familiar yearning he had always carried within him intensified-an unquenchable thirst to see his stories come alive, to transcend the boundaries of the written word. Jonathan's heart whispered of possibilities, of a connection between his imagination and the world outside his attic. And he knew deep in his soul that it was time to venture beyond the comfort of his sanctuary and share his tales with others.Carefully tucking the completed manuscript beneath his arm, Jonathan descended from the attic, his footsteps echoing through the empty halls of his cottage. With every step, he could feel the weight of his decision, the path ahead unfolding before him like an unwritten story.

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