Bøker av Dani Brown

Take ket. Eat baboon brains. Burn it all.Jay and Tiffany aren't your average captive pandas, they're the King and Queen of all pandas. They don't appreciate being held in Oslo zoo. The distinct lack of baboon brains deprived them of the nutrients they and their family required. Malnourishment can't prevent the pandas flying into a rage when they see a black metaller in full panda-style corpse paint mulling around. They bust out of the zoo and quickly deplete the world's supply of ketamine while hunting black metallers and neo-nazis and leaving nothing but carnage and torched churches in their wake through Northern Europe. As actual Nazis being tortured in Hell take offence to the pandas, they break out of Hell. Demons follow to try to bring them back in and form an alliance with the pandas. This book has it all: Copious drug consumption. Bad things happening to Nazis. Orgies. Church burnings. Violence. Black metal.Techno.And lots and lots of blood shed.

56 Seconds back for 2023 with no changes to the text, but a new short author introduction.Fog filled the dance floor with a press of a button. She's out there in the fog. But so is the Other. Love/lust gone in an explosion lasting 56 seconds and lost on the sheets. Lost in DJ Donnie's (still a dick, still a jerk) total lack of social skills. She was gone. Blocked. Deleted in a fit of rage. Her photo so carefully printed off from an internet search and held together with tape. Borderline can't say no to impulse. Her mouth. Cold like ice. Marcy'll suck his soul dry. Honey screamed from inside his head. Trapped and frozen in honey. A simple glitch. Marcy's ice is the only thing that is real... "The flow of of the prose is poetic and beautiful... a story about perception where the gross can be captivating, the repulsive sublime and affection is a transmutable infection. It's bizarre, horror, romance, erotica and finely-tuned prose poetry." -amazon review "Very dreamlike writing, almost nightmarish, with this beautifully strange, lyrical prose. A collection of short, hypnotic paragraphs that read like bible verses to the pounding rhythm of house music." - amazon review "It collects a mosaic of images, similar to a strobe light, which gives the reader a half-blind view of this world." - amazon review

Dreams die in sheds in Suburban Hell, traded for garden decorations so the neighbours can see how well everyone conforms. Matthew was a popstar, once. His band went on and made it without him, so now every night he goes to the shed to jerk off over his keytar, the one Karen wants him to give up so that she can get higher-tier garden decorations. But too much semen could break his beloved instrument, so Matthew builds Sparky, a robot that takes his cum.One night, Sparky comes to life, but soon discovers he has no voice. And why would he? Matthew built him to swallow spunk, not to speak. Left in the shed after he serves his purpose, Sparky sets out on a journey to find a voice. Along the way he meets Sandy, a robot like him, only Sandy is powered by a different man, an evil man. Together, Sparky and Sandy scour every inch of their neighbourhood, breaking into nearby garden sheds, exposing the neighbours, all in search of a voice for Sparky the Spunky Robot.