Bøker av Clive Whichelow

There's no denying it - you're OLD, but that comes with a lot of perks. You can get away with saying the most outrageous things. You can dress however you damn well please. And after learning from all your mistakes, you're now as wise as you are wizened. It's your time to recline, and this hilarious book will show you how it's done.

You may never now become a rock star or regain the waist size you had at 18. On the bright side, you can feel smug that you have better grammar than a university student and don't have to dig out your embarrassing passport photo to get into pubs or buy alcohol.

Over last thirty years, new technology, fashion, and social set-ups have spawned new cliches galore. Everything on the Internet is available at the 'click of a mouse', TV presenters ask the audience to 'give it up' when they want them to applaud, call centres tell us 'we value your call' even though 'all our operators are busy'. And if you're 'gobsmacked' by all this you may be told to 'get a life', 'chill out' or 'whatever'.It's Not Rocket Science sifts through all aspects of modern life to find the most prevalent, ubiquitous and downright irritating cliches of our age. This high-octane, caffeine-fuelled, dictionary of cliches highlights the freshly-hackneyed phrases we're being subjected to 24/7. So how good is that? And what's not to like?

Specially designed to provide light relief before sleep, be a source of interesting quotes and facts for insomniac Wrinklies or serve as a one-stop quote shop for all things that those of you with plenty of life experience will find amusing.

Full of irreverent advice on how to misbehave and put the younger generation to shame, Wrinklies Growing Old Disgracefully is a celebration of mis-spent seniority.

Jokes, quotes and stories that will strike a chord with the older generation.

Finally, you're a proper grown-up! But between the paunch and the mortgage, you're starting to wonder if this is what you really want. You need midlife crisis survival skills. This mischievous little book will help you enjoy your second youth with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.

Retirement for Beginners, a book by Clive Whichelow, is a delightful and insightful read that will resonate with anyone approaching or already in their golden years. Published in 2015 by Octopus Publishing Group, this book is a humorous and light-hearted take on the topic of retirement. The author, Clive Whichelow, masterfully uses humor and wit to navigate the often daunting subject of life after work. Despite being a book about retirement, it's not just for those who have stopped working. It's a book that anyone can enjoy, regardless of age or career stage. The genre of the book is humor, but it also offers practical advice and insights into the retirement life. The Octopus Publishing Group, known for their diverse and high-quality publications, once again delivers a gem that readers will surely enjoy. So, whether you're looking forward to retirement, or you're already there, Retirement for Beginners is a book that will make you laugh, think, and perhaps see retirement in a whole new light.