Bøker av Bruce Brady

A DAME TO DIE FORDetective Dick Noir The night started off like any other usual mid winter night in this God forsaken shit hole of a city. Cold, damp, dark and with a relentless drizzle. Why the hell couldn't Old Man Winter just put us all out of our misery and pour buckets of rain or shovel fulls of snow? I took off my hat overcoat and scarf and hung them up, then walked over to the liquor cabinet and pulled out a bottle of scotch and poured myself a shot. Then I lit up a cigar and walked over to the window to watch the drizzle run down my window, not being able to remember the last time I saw a sunny day, or any day for that matter. The night life gets to a man. You become nocturnal and start to forget there is another world out there. A world of sunshine and blue skies and puffy white clouds and green grass and trees and sandy beaches and streets filled with happy ordinary good people. At night time the monsters come out. The Gangsters, thugs, thieves, rapists, murderers; the predators of the underground, and of course the Dames to Die for. Becky was one of those Dames to Die for. A stunningly beautiful stripper with long dark hair, big breasts and unbelievably filthy in bed. From the moment I met her I knew I was in serious trouble.

BABES AND BITCHESThe Man's Guide To Understanding Women This book is dedicated to you - the married man, because while you are working your ass off slaving away in your dead end job, I am at your house banging your woman, leaving you to wonder where all your cold beer went, why her ass is sore and why she tastes like sperm. So read on you pathetic fuck because maybe you will learn something about women and in the process save your relationship and your family. And this book is also dedicated to you - the single man, because while you are pathetically trying to pick up a woman, I come along and steal her away from you, leaving you all alone and hurting. But don't be sad, maybe I will leave you my cum drenched table scraps when I am done with her. So read on you lonely loser and maybe you will learn something. Sincerely Dr. Mysterious

ANGELS AND ASSHOLES - THE WOMEN'S GUIDE TO UNDERSTANDING MEN Are you tired of getting used and hurt by men who are assholes? Would you like to find an angel of a man instead? This book will teach you how to understand men so you are finally in control and get what you truly deserve in a relationship. Sincerely Dr. Mysterious

It was a damp dark night and a light drizzle of rain ran down the outside of the office windows as I sat at my desk filling out paper work. For some reason I put down my pencil and sat back and listened to the unusual silence of the night. An uneasiness came over me as I got up and walked over to the bar and pulled a cigar from the humidor. I clipped the end and then with a silver lighter from my pocket lit it up slowly turning the cigar as I drew in. Puffs of blue grey smoke filled the air as I blew out. With the cigar hanging from my lips, I then reached for a glass and poured myself a shot of scotch from the decanter. With scotch and cigar in hand I wandered back over to the window and pulled down one of the blinds with a finger and stared out into the blackness. It was too quiet and I had a gut feeling it would not be long before my phone would ring and another case would fall onto my lap. This shit hole of a city with it's nooks and crannies and gutters filled with the scum of the earth. How the fuck I ever ended up a Private Detective in this place, God only knows. On the other side of town in a dirty back alley under a pale street lamp a John was bending a gorgeous brunette Whore over the hood of his car. Her voluptuous breasts burst out of her thin white blouse soaked from the evening rain, while water dripped down her face as he pulled her hair back and spread her long legs apart with his feet and reached between her legs and tore her panties off. How was I to know that one of them would soon be dead and I would be trying to solve one of the most erotically twisted cases I had yet to encounter.