Bøker av Bert Bernardi

THRE FULL-LENGTH MUSICALS PIRATE SCHMIRATE!: Get ready for a wildly comic ride as three lovely ladies are cursed by a soggy old sea hag to live as pirates on a tropical isle. When their tiny ship, the Michele Lee, arrives on the island, the beauties discover three handsome princes who have fallen under a similar curse! All six are in search of a magical unicorn who can provide them with a potion that could set everything right again. Their antics, foibles, and foolery provide for a host of swashbuckling songs and situations, blunders, plunders, and happy endings. The story spills from the stage into the aisles, allowing for clever interactions with the audience in the true spirit of the panto. Yo ho! (3F, 4M, Flexible) THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST: KANSAS OR BUST!: Everyone's favorite green-faced villain is back with a vengeance in this imaginative sequel to The Wizard of Oz. The now-powerless Wicked Witch of the West arrives in Kansas on a mission to find Dorothy and retrieve her Raspberry Slippers and Flying Broomstick, but soon discovers that forgetful Dorothy has misplaced them. Now everyone is once again off to see the Wizard Of Oz- who currently resides in Wichita. With the help of Glinda, follow Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man, and the Cowardly Lion on a new tune-filled adventure as they attempt to defeat the Wicked Witch once and for all. (Cast: 5F, 6M, Flexible) GLITZ! THE LITTLE MISS CHRISTMAS PAGEANT MUSICAL: In the true spirit of Christmas, get a behind-the-scenes look at the backstabbing mothers and fiercely competitive daughters in the 'Little Miss Christmas Pageant, ' an annual competition where ten girls (and their outrageous stage moms) compete for the coveted Christmas crown. Sequins, shiny shoes, and a can of hairspray aren't all it takes to win this battle. These diva daughters and pushy moms are armed with sheer grit and a thirst for victory. However, when the value of truth, honesty, and love is learned, Christmas spirit becomes the true winner in this heartwarming new holiday classic. (Cast: 5F, 4M, 11 Girls, Flexible)

THREE FULL-LENGTH MUSICALS THE BROTHERS GRIMM AND A SHOWGIRL: This wildly imaginative new family musical features spoofs and goofs of all your favorite fairy tales. Meet Jacob, Wilhelm, and George- The Brothers Grimm themselves- all set to present their best-known stories. But when they forget their book of fairy tales, the fun really starts. Add a sequined and feathered Showgirl to help the guys, and you've got a great big comedy hit! Featuring exciting versions of Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleeping Beauty, the fun leads to a delightfully nonsensical and audience-inspired story called "Das Rumpleshperlinschpee." (Cast: 1F, 3M) GLAM KITTY SQUAD: Mild-mannered kitties by day- crime-fighting cats by night. This family-friendly pop musical spoofs the likes of Charlie's Angels, Batman, and other crime-stopping classics! Set in a loony make-believe world, each act features a different adventure for our glamorous hero trio: Act I finds our colorful kitties seeking out a treasured trinket that's mysteriously gone missing; Act II lands our fetching felines in a side-splitting canary caper, complete with flying feathers. This new musical is truly a laugh riot for all audiences. (Cast: 5F, 3M, Flexible) TEEN SANTA is a fast-paced and wildly inventive new holiday musical chronicling the life of seventeen-year-old Chris, who discovers that his super-hero powers of faith, hope, and charity often turn him into a teenage Santa Claus! Set in Chris' garage with a live onstage band, the show cleverly uses props and clutter from the garage to create the present, the past, and several comic book-style fantasy sequences. This is the perfect holiday show for a highly creative production team, and your teen cast members will love the theatrical, punk rock-flavored score. Teen Santa is a uniquely entertaining musical that will prove to one and all that belief in the spirit of Christmas can change the world! (Cast: 4F, 4M)

Full-Length Musical Comedy "Kids love pirates- and so will you!" -Connecticut Post Ahoy, Mateys! Get ready for a wildly comical ride as three lovely ladies are cursed by a soggy old sea hag to live as pirates on a tropical isle. When their tiny ship, the Michele Lee, arrives on the island, the beauties discover three handsome princes who have fallen under a similar curse! All six are in search of a magical unicorn who can provide them with a potion that could set everything right again. Their antics, foibles, and foolery provide for a host of swashbuckling songs and situations, blunders, plunders, and happy endings. The story spills from the stage into the aisles, allowing for clever interactions with the audience in the true spirit of the panto. Yo ho! (Cast: 3F, 4M - Flexible)

Full-Length Musical Comedy Entertaining for all ages!" -Connecticut Post Teen Santa is a fast-paced and wildly inventive new holiday musical, chronicling the life of seventeen-year-old Chris, who discovers that his super-hero powers of faith, hope, and charity often turn him into a teenage Santa Claus! Set in Chris' garage with a live onstage band, the show cleverly uses props and clutter from the garage to create the present, the past, and several comic book-style fantasy sequences. This is the perfect holiday show for a highly creative production team, and your teen cast members will love the theatrical, punk rock-flavored score. Teen Santa is a uniquely entertaining musical that will prove to one and all that belief in the spirit of Christmas can change the world! (Cast: 4F, 4M)

Full-Length Musical "Ridiculously entertaining." -TheatreMania This wildly imaginative new family musical features spoofs and goofs of all your favorite fairy tales! Meet Jacob, Wilhelm and George- The Brothers Grimm themselves!- all set to present their best-known stories. But when they forget their book of fairy tales, the fun really starts. Add a sequined and feathered Showgirl to help the guys, and you've got a great big comedy hit! Featuring exciting versions of "Little Red Riding Hood," "Snow White," "Rapunzel" and "Sleeping Beauty," the fun leads to a delightfully nonsensical and audience-inspired story called "Das Rumpleshperlinschpee." Fast-paced and inventive, this is the most 'happy ever after' show around! (Cast: 1F, 3M)

Full-Length Musical "Campy take-offs and a game of 'Clue' gone wild. Truly a laugh a minute show!" -Balcony and Beyond Mild-mannered kitties by day; crime-stopping cats by night! This family-friendly pop musical spoofs the likes of television serials from Charlie's Angels to Batman! Set in a campy, make-believe world, each act features a different adventure for our glamorous trio of crime-fighters: act one finds our colorful kitties seeking out a treasured trinket that's mysteriously missing; act two lands our fetching felines in a side-splitting canary caper, complete with flying feathers. This new musical is truly a laugh-a-minute adventure for audiences of all ages. (Cast: 5F, 3M, Flexible)

Full-Length Musical "All the ingredients for an entertaining new holiday happening." -Middletown Press This fresh and funny new musical offers an inside peek at the mother-daughter hijinks behind the fiercely competitive "Little Miss Christmas Pageant," where ten girls (and their outrageous mothers) compete for the crown. Take a bevy of beauty winner wannabes in ruffled socks and black patent leather shoes, mix in sequins, ambition, and some pushy, frantic mothers, and you have all the ingredients for a ridiculously entertaining musical comedy! In the end, your audiences will feel the Christmas spirit as the mothers and daughters learn the value of truth and honesty in this heartwarming new holiday classic. (Cast: 5F, 4M, 11 Girls, Flexible)