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If you love Star Trek and parodies... If the Orville and Galaxy Quest give you as much joy as Wrath of Khan... If you believe (as Tumblr users do) that humans will rule the galaxy because we are the only species crazy enough to tie two warp cores together, reverse the polarity and toss them into a star just to see what will happen.... ....then this is the book for you.These are the voyages of the HMB Impulsive. You know the mission. Let's meet the crew: -Capt Jeb Tiberius: A good ol' boy from Texas whose religion requires firm buttocks.-First Officer Commander Phineas Smythe: His uncanny ability to win Rock-Paper-Scissors-Redshirt-Alien means he can pick his away missions.-Chief Engineer Commander Angus Deary: The first person to reverse the polarity by 90 degrees.-Xenologist and Ship's Sexy, Loreli: A plant-based life form with a perfect figure, she keeps up ship morale - and ratings.-Chief of Security, Enigo Guillermo Ricardo Montoya Guiterrez LaFuentes: Raised on the UGS The Hood, where gang war is a cultural right, he's not afraid to shoot a fellow crewman. That's what stun is for! -Ops Officer Ensign Ellie Doall: Fresh from the HMB Mary Sue, she can so just about anything all on her own - and often does.-Transporter Chief, Dolfrick Dour: By the manipulations of technology, he reduces people to their most basic elements and rematerializes them elsewhere. Is it any wonder he's 23rd Century Goth?Based on the popular blog series (seven fans and rising!), Space Traipse: HMB Series 1 offers the first four episodes (plus a never-before-seen bonus) in editorially remastered binge-able format. Join the author as she reverses the polarity on clichés, breaks the fourth wall and has a rip-roaring time. But it's not all slapstick. The stories just might touch your heart as well as tickle your funny bone. Don't believe her? Get the book, pop open a cold one and read!

The Crew of the HMB Impulsive is back with more fun than ever. In this volume: * Meet Capt. Tiberius' kin when they discover the lost generations ship, Lone Star. It's a family reunion with phaser fire, crazed evil overlords and genetic mutations even imposazine can't stop. Oh, and Enigo shot JR! (If you don't get the reference, ask your parents about Dallas.)* Newly-promoted Ensign Gel O'Tin has to fulfill his procreative responsibilities in "Amock Time." But when his intended plans to use the ceremony to mock him, he needs to learn the ways of seduction fast.* Security Chief LaFuentes and Transporter Chief Dour get into a fight over an old Earth movie.* The Impulsive joins with the HMB Inconceivable to throw a warp core into a star. What will happen? They're not sure; that's why it's science and not engineering.Parodying the best of science fiction tropes, Space Traipse is full of warped cliches and twists on well-worn plots that will make you laugh. In fact, geeks around the world said they needed .5cc imposazine to wipe the smile off their faces. (Imposazine not included.)

Time for more sci-fi parody fun! In this exciting season of Space Traipse: Hold My Beer: - The Impulsive goes to Filedise to track down the cause of the bizarre changes to the replicator files that have brought the galactic economy to a standstill. Then, they discover the Cybers are customers. It's a customer service nightmare!- The cybervirus infecting the Impulsive takes a turn for the weird as the entire crew breaks into song. The Union sends a team to help - a team which includes Ellie's old rival and her old flame. Even worse, Janbot turns creepy stalker on Ellie. It's the musical episode.- The Impulsive is back on matchmaker duty when it ferries a bride to her future husband's planet, to secure the peace between two worlds. However, her metamorphic abilities and seductive nature cause chaos with the crew. Commander Smythe stars in this parody of ST: TNG "The Perfect Mate."

>Cringe at the improbable character 'shipping. Learn the secret to the Impulsive's Miracle Ensign. Watch Warlord Enigo LaFuentes put Khan to shame. Snag this Space Traipse adventure and let's do the time plot as only the HMB Impulsive can! A laugh-out-loud parody that fondly skewers the tropes of the world's most beloved science fiction show, and of sci-fi in general. Space Traipse: Hold My Beer is highly recommended for people who love science fiction, parody, and just good fun.

The crew of the Impulsive is back with more zany, heartfelt adventures. Lost loves, chicken attacks, and parodies of iconic Star Trek episodes replayed in true HuFleet style: The Highest Form of Motivation: Loreli lives! (You're welcome, fandom.) But all is not what it seems. When the Impulsive tries to rescue her from another Cyber offshoot, it quickly becomes clear that they no longer understand who - or what - she is. Trust may be the highest form of motivation, but is their love for Loreli enough to motivate them to trust her? Doall's Brain: Who does not remember ST: TOS "Spock's Brain"? Arguably the hokiest episode of the original series, it takes on a whole new life when aliens snatch Ellie Doall's brain to power their colony. From Doc Sorcha in thigh-high boots to Ellie nearly flooding the colony with her tears, it's a bringer of delight. Sugar and Spice: When surveying an ice planet in the process of thawing out, the Impulsive discovers the survivors of an expedition lost five years ago - including Lt. Misha Rosien's fiancé. But what could be a happy reunion turns dark fast when Dr. Howie Maisel replaces Captain Tiberius with a robot with the intention of taking over the universe - with his sweet little Misha at his side. (Parody of ST: TOS: "What Are Little Girls Made of") Motherclucker: ST: TOS "Devil in the Dark" with chickens? Minion LeRoy Jenkins takes center stage as he tells the harrowing tale of the attacks of the Calusian Browns of Pullet VI. No Lay I!

More Star Trek parody fun featuring the crew of the HMB Impulsive! In this exciting season: "They Grow So Fast" (Parody of ST: TNG "The Child): When the Impulsive plows into an sapient energy being, it decides to explore humanity by becoming human-and choose Lt Ellie Doall to be his mom! From dealing with morning sickness to finding her boy grown and kissing her best friend (ew!), Ellie experiences the highs and lows of motherhood in days. But can her skills protect Joleu from a black ops Union division intent on taking him for study?"Put a Ring on It" (Parody of ST: TOS "Who Mourns for Adonais?"): The Impulsive is waylaid by the ancient god Neptune, who thinks they should worship him instead of saving a planet of merfolk. (or not saving-it's a Prime Directive thing)."Erst Bound and Down" The Impulsive plays "Smokey and the Bandit" when they have to run a blockade. Erst is in dire need of grain to stop a famine, but the Smo'qui, a federation of fanatics who believe the only humane food is replicated, try to stop them every which way they can.