Humor

Coloring pages that are ready to bring to lifeGenerous 8.5 x 11-inch dimensionsEach sheet printed individually to avoid any bleed-throughArtistic illustrations framed for an elegant finishProvides hours of therapeutic and relaxing artistic expression

Coloring pages that are ready to bring to lifeGenerous 8.5 x 11-inch dimensionsEach sheet printed individually to avoid any bleed-throughArtistic illustrations framed for an elegant finishProvides hours of therapeutic and relaxing artistic expression

Coloring pages that are ready to bring to lifeGenerous 8.5 x 11-inch dimensionsEach sheet printed individually to avoid any bleed-throughArtistic illustrations framed for an elegant finishProvides hours of therapeutic and relaxing artistic expression

A tight-knit community is torn apart when a long-standing community center is bought by a corporation that plans to turn it into a luxury apartment complex.

Are you concerned about being prepared for a deadly virus taking over the world population? What if the next virus was a zombie virus. 'How do I Prepare for natural disasters' is a common question many people ask. Now you can add being prepared for a zombie apocalypse to your list! So, you say zombies are not real, why should I prepare for that event? It will never happen. I bet you thought the Coronavirus Pandemic would have never happened either. We are just a step away - be prepared. What's included in this book: Step-by-step guide to prepare for the apocalypseNavigating the landscape of people and zombiesSkills you can learn now that will be necessary in the apocalypseWeapons for protection that are most useful and essentialTransportation and destination recommendationsMiscellaneous ideas about zombie behaviorThis book is the pocket version of what to do in an apocalypse. If you are planning for other types of disasters and want to be prepared for zombies as well - Scroll up and check the 'Buy Button." See you inside.

This book is full of short stories that the entire family will enjoy reading. Its full of excitement, adventure, and family related stories. If you like reading Readers Digest Books then you will love reading this book. Each story is constructed by using a single word or phrase to create a short story for your pleasure to read.

"We all have someone in our lives who will find huge pleasure in this collection. Nearly all are flash-length entries and arranged thematically; it is ideal to dip into daily and treat yourself to a word with your elevenses or a theme over lunch. It covers a range of life issues from the simple to the complex, in a tongue-in-cheek way (think old-style newspaper column, or Susie Dent with a dad-jokes filter switched on), referencing everything from the Shawshank Redemption to AI to the illusion of freedom in choosing a Netflix movie. The words themselves are often the entry point to fascinatingly quirky digressions - whether Jesus was in fact a ghost, the public bins in Athlone town, or the arrangement of pubs in Maynooth." - Gráinne Murphy, author of Winter People

Per gli italiani lontani da casa!Colora e ridi!Un modo per liberarsi dallo stress quotidiano.Impara a ridere delle ironie della vita, del conflitto quotidiano tra colleghi, del lavoro e delle tensioni della vita quotidiana.Colora e ridi come mai prima d'ora. Che in pochi minuti riderai di ogni situazione. Un Libro pensato per te, che leggi e parli italiano, che sei lontano da casa, lontano dall'altra parte del mondo.Ricorda le tue radici umoristiche. E ridi dell'ironia dello stress e di una vita piena di sfide.Sappiamo che sei un essere unico, per questo crediamo nel tuo potenziale, tutto ciò che manca è un tocco di risata quotidiana.Colora lo stress, colora il sarcasmo, colora finché non ridi.Di' mentre disegni quello che vuoi dire e ridi. Colora e vivi.Con Humor la tua vita è più divertente!

Join Leo on his adventures through American politics and farm life with his hard-working companion Jack! In "Leo and Area 51" Leo and Jack have to save their missing cow Betsy from an alien abduction. With the help of friends and unexpected guests, this is one of Leo's most challenging battles. This is only one of many other stories to come about Leo and his fun adventures through the life of a basic wiener dog.

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Get ready to flip the script on workplace banter with "100+ Jokes to Offend Men" a hilarious and empowering compilation of jokes that takes a lighthearted jab at the quirks, habits, and antics of men in the professional world. This feminist-inspired collection is not about tearing anyone down, but rather raising the bar for inclusivity, diversity, and a good-natured laugh.In "100+ Jokes to Offend Men," author David Troll brilliantly turns the tables on the traditional office humor, providing a refreshing perspective that challenges the status quo. This compilation is a witty rebuttal to the commonplace jokes and stereotypes often associated with men in the workplace, all while promoting a message of equality, understanding, and a shared sense of humor.

Dopo le 1000 barzellette del primo volume, attraversiamo spazio e tempo per presentarne altre 1000. Questo secondo volume rafforza ulteriormente la universalità dell'umorismo in quella veste di estrema sintesi che si estrinseca nella Barzelletta. Suggeriamo al lettore di approfondire il genere nel suo complesso, leggendo anche libri degli autori citati in questa raccolta. La letteratura è un poliedro dalle infinite sfaccettature, ed è un vero peccato non esplorarle tutte. La particolarità della Barzelletta è quella di descrivere solo a grandi linee una situazione paradossale, accendendo la fantasia nel fruitore che immagina e completa la scena. Quando l'obiettivo viene raggiunto, tale sforzo inconscio di interpretazione sfocia in una reazione di ilarità, confermando l'innegabile potere evocativo della Barzelletta. In questo volume, come anche nel precedente, è stata fatta una ricerca a livello mondiale per presentare al lettore le differenti nuances che l'umorismo assume spostandoci tra culture ed epoche, con gli inevitabili campanilismi e tipicità territoriali. Passando da barzellette o aforismi criptici che richiedono un certo tempo per afferrarne il sottile risvolto ironico, a situazioni di più immediata comicità, assicureremo un pieno di allegria.

HURRY BEFORE THIS BOOK IS BANNED!!Between these covers is information that anyone surviving through a devastating national/global disaster can use. Anyone interested in learning how to survive anything from a natural or unnatural (man-made) disaster to the unlikely event (hopefully) of zombies running (more like walking) in the streets. This book can also be read by anyone who simply enjoys fun, witty, informative, and entertaining works of literature (books). This Guide provides the reader with an unconventional look into how someone can survive a disaster while still maintaining their (almost) current standard of living, and also how to use this information to survive everyday life. Some of this information can help you EVEN TODAY! You will find new thought-provoking ideas ranging from: Absolute Scum Sub-Humans Over Lording Everyone Else Suffocatingly (A.S.S.-H.O.L.E.E.S.)toCogitandi ManFromGreedisimtoMarshmallowsFromNeandersmallsToThe Non-Aggression Principle and evenZombie-lites Prepare for: the perfect balance of Genuinely Helpful facts as well as Immensely Entertaining information. ideas and points of view that are varied and unique.lessons from history and anthropology (historical and modern).Everything about this book is: InsightfulInformativeUniqueProvocativeWittyRealisticFun to read often!

The jokes, riddles and party questions are curated to share among friends 18+, and your spouses. To our cherished audience, we acknowledge that humor is subjective, and while we've strived to curate a collection that avoids crossing any lines, we understand that personal preferences vary. Comedy is indeed a diverse landscape, and what brings joy to one may differ for another. Your insightful feedback on our review page is highly valued, as we continuously aim to refine and enhance the amusement we bring to you in future release.305 Dirty Riddles & Answers69 Would you rather questions97 Never have I ever for Couples & friends52 Knock Knock JokesSneak the book, and spread contagious laughter Embrace our curated selection of riddles, knock-knock jokes, would-you-rather questions, and never-have-I-ever games for your sheer delight.

Meet frat boy and liar Harrison Bloom. Sure, he's a narcissist, but he loves his family. Of course, he's spoiled, but he works hard. Naturally, he feels terrible about choosing a career path his father dislikes, but he makes up for it by dating women Dad would approve of. Hold on... he does what He can't get a break. His brand-spanking new, one-day-old Mustang convertible is stolen and wrecked before he can purchase insurance. All he can afford is a Craig's list find, which happens to be a hearse. When he discovers that his new car is haunted, the spirits inside need a little help with their unfinished business before they can ... move on. Each apparition has a different life lesson that Harrison unwittingly learns, but the stubborn Harrison does it his way until he finally works up the courage to... but I digress. Felix, the first ghost, was a chef in life who invented a meatball to die for. Oops. The second ghost, Frederick, turns out to be Madoff 2.0 and a handful, and Kate helps him turn his thirty-year-old body into an art piece that Michelangelo would be proud of. She teaches him that you shouldn't judge someone by how they look. Hmm. Harrison's father is a federal judge who put away a mobster. To kill Judge Bloom isn't in his repertoire, and when he breaks out of prison, his wants to get even by killing one of the judge's offspring - that's Harrison! Harrison's life keeps getting messier as his unemployment, love life, dishonesty, bad cliches, and bad decisions take the reigns. He helps countless souls before he meets Lucy, the wisest one of all. She helps Harrison in ways that can't be forgotten, including fixing his love life. When Lucy's daughter, Mia, gets involved, the lies that ensured his long-term unemployment disappear, and his life seems to get on track again. But he has the clingy, crazy, lying Nikki to worry about. He can't shake her because his family loves the nurse. She's sweet and demure around them. Does Harrison see a reflection of himself in her? And then there's still the assassin...

It matters little if you are writing rhymes or lyrics, poems or stories, writing takes on a whole life of it's own. Sometimes it goes way beyond creating something through the written word. Sometimes it actually begins to breathe a life into you that you never knew existed. It often takes you on an adventure and you don't know where the destination will lead you. It often excites you and fills your soul with a passion that can bring you to tears. It stirs up an imagery that your mind can barely comprehend. Writing words holds a special power to create something from the whispers in your head. Some call it a gift, others portray it as a talent, and still others try and explain it off as something that writers do. But what actually happens when words are put on the page in an array of sentences and structures it can be likened to magic.

Emotional Intelligence: Nurturing the Power Within is a comprehensive guide that explores the concept of emotional intelligence and its practical applications in various aspects of life. This book delves into the five core components of emotional intelligence - self-awareness, self-regulation, motivation, empathy, and social skills and provides readers with practical strategies to develop and enhance these essential skills.Drawing from real-life examples, scientific research, and expert insights, the book offers valuable tools and techniques to cultivate emotional intelligence in personal relationships, the workplace, and other social settings. It empowers readers to navigate emotional challenges, manage stress, communicate effectively, and build meaningful connections with others.The book is divided into five chapters, each dedicated to exploring one core component of emotional intelligence. Readers will gain a deep understanding of their own emotions, learn how to regulate their reactions, harness motivation to achieve goals, develop empathy towards others, and enhance their social skills for effective communication and collaboration.Through engaging narratives, practical exercises, and thought-provoking reflections, Emotional Intelligence: Nurturing the Power Within, encourages readers to embark on a journey of self-discovery and personal growth. It provides a roadmap for individuals seeking to enhance their emotional intelligence, improve their relationships, and lead a more fulfilling and successful life.Whether you are a professional looking to enhance your leadership skills, a student navigating social dynamics, or an individual seeking personal growth, this book offers valuable insights and actionable strategies to nurture your emotional intelligence and unlock the power within you. Embrace the transformative potential of emotional intelligence and embark on a journey towards greater self-awareness, empathy, and meaningful connections with others.

Join Hani, a curious camel, and his clever falcon friend, Aleem, on an exciting journey to discover Abu Dhabi's famous sites. As they set out on their tour, a looming sandstorm threatens their plans. They continue their adventure through the dusty storm until Aleem injures himself. Follow their journey filled with surprises and help SPOT Aleem as he leads the way.

Die attraktive und reizende Jolin fliegt nach Madagaskar, um sich eine kurze Auszeit zu gönnen. In einem Cafe ihres Urlaubsortes trifft sie den charmanten Jayden Lanister, den sie äußerst sympathisch findet. Bisher fand Jolin Gefallen daran, dass die Männer sie umgarnen, aber dieser Mann denkt nicht mal daran, ihr Avancen zu machen. In der Hoffnung ihn näher kennenzulernen, ist sie gewillt, den restlichen Tag mit ihm am Strand zu verbringen. Noch ehe es dazu kam, bekommt er die traurige Mitteilung, dass sein Zwillingsbruder mit dem Flugzeug im Dschungel abgestürzt sei. Jayden ist am Boden zerstört. Wenn sein Bruder tot ist, verliert er nicht nur das Familienunternehmen.. Aber gut, dass er eine clevere Tante hat, die immer Rat wusste. Daher schlug er Jolin einen Deal vor, was sie in so manch peinliche Situation bringt.

This book is a tribute to the legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time, particularly those from the rad 90s. The Perfect Gift for Laughter Lovers of All Ages! Brace yourself for a journey filled with groans, eye rolls, and a generous sprinkle of cheesy laughter. Get ready to unleash your inner dad joke connoisseur as we dive into the witty, the punny, and the so-bad-they're-good jokes that make fathers the unsung heroes of hilarity. So grab your sense of humor and join the laughter - because sometimes, the cheesier, the better!

Get ready for a bellyache of laughter with our uproarious book, "Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes." This side-splitting joke book is a treasure trove of humor that transcends generations, offering a delightful blend of bad dad jokes that are so cringe-worthy, they're absolutely hilarious. Dive into 125 pages packed with rib-tickling wordplay and puns that will leave both kids and adults in stitches. From classic groaners to fresh and cheesy quips, this book is the ultimate compendium of clean dad jokes that guarantee a good time for the entire family."Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes" isn't just a book; it's a passport to a world of family-friendly fun. Whether you're gathered around the dinner table or embarking on a road trip, these jokes provide the perfect recipe for shared laughter and unforgettable moments. With its light-hearted humor and timeless appeal, this collection is not just for dads but for anyone who appreciates a good, or in this case, exceptionally bad laugh. Brace yourselves for a giggle-filled journey as you flip through the pages of this joyous compendium, making it a must-have addition to your family's entertainment repertoire.

Ronald Farter could not believe that he was on the verge of winning the US Presidency, he was after all a political outsider. He was neither the Democratic or Republican candidate and did not particularly stand for anything. Both factors should have been a major disadvantage in their own right. Yet he could listen, and he could compromise if those were the best ways to resolve issues.Furthermore, not all his ancestors were even American, he was not even sure how they sneaked into the country. One of his great grandparents had even been in a trade union. His grandfather on his mother's side preferred soccer to football. How un-American was that?Ronnie had only decided to get in politics about five years ago, during the campaign for the last presidential election. The people that were seeking the Oval Office on both the Democratic and Republican sides had quite frankly scared the living daylights out of him.If those people were the brightest and the best that the United States had to offer them it was time to get his passport out and go visit his relatives in England. He liked the fish and chips not to mention the chicken Balti curries they made in Birmingham.

After getting wine-drunk on the anniversary of my husband's death, I'm certain I'm hallucinating when a hot, growly, and very naked man appears in my friend's cabin. I should probably call the authorities...But what am I supposed to do when the sexy man shifts into a wolf and becomes my pet for a month?**Unshifted is a spicy PARODY paranormal/fantasy romcom, intended for mature audiences. It can be read as a standalone, but is part of the interconnected Magical Mischief series.**

Rambling about things in my head. this will be very short. don't listen to anything I think I have to say. this is just energy in motion. that's it. nothing more.

Are you ready to embark on a hilarious journey through the stages of life? Buckle up and get ready to laugh, reminisce, and maybe even shed a tear or two as you dive into "You Know You're Getting Old When...". From the wild adventures of your 30s to the golden moments of your 90s, this book is filled with relatable anecdotes, witty observations, and heartwarming humor that will have you nodding in agreement and chuckling with recognition.Inside, you'll find: Relatable anecdotes and humorous life events from each decade, from the chaotic 30s to the golden 90s.Witty observations on the joys and challenges of growing older, sprinkled with a healthy dose of nostalgia.Heartwarming stories that celebrate the bonds of family, friendship, and the shared experiences that unite us all.Written with warmth, humor, and a touch of wisdom, "You Know You're Getting Old When..." is the perfect read for anyone who appreciates the lighter side of life. So grab a cup of tea, cozy up by the fire, and prepare to laugh your way through the ages with this delightful book.

Jennifer was just a simple housewife that decided to earn some extra money to help the family budget by selling door to door cosmetics.Well, that was the idea originally......it just turned to better things

Are you a new dad drowning in dirty diapers and sleep deprivation? Do you dream of a world where tantrums are punchlines and every gurgle is a standing ovation?Welcome to the Dad Joke Zone, your hilarious escape from the trenches of fatherhood! This book is your secret weapon, packed with enough groan-worthy puns, cheesy one-liners, and absurd anecdotes to melt away stress faster than a burp cloth on a drool tsunami.Inside, you'll find: Jokes so bad they're good: Make your spouse roll their eyes and your baby giggle with puns that would make Shakespeare groan.Themed humor for every dad-venturous occasion: From bedtime battles to park playdates, we've got jokes for every messy, magical moment.Dadly wisdom disguised as silliness: Learn the art of surviving on coffee fumes, embracing the dad-bod, and turning tantrums into comedic gold (at least in your head).A laugh-fueled escape hatch: When the world feels like it's falling apart, crack open this book and rediscover the power of laughter.Dad Jokes for New Dads is more than just a joke book; it's a survival guide, a celebration of fatherhood, and a reminder that even when you're up to your elbows in baby food, you're still the funniest dad in the room (at least to your kid).So buckle up, papas, and get ready to unleash your inner comedian! With great dad power comes great groan-sponsibility. Use your jokes wisely, dads, and let the laughter begin

Fantasy, gaming, pindarici salti dell'immaginazione dal sapore spiccatamente ironico, si fondono in quest'opera che il suo autore, Paolo Sacco, ci restituisce con una purezza entusiastica senza precedenti. Un'Idea che trae la sua ispirazione dalla struttura in versi della DIVINA COMMEDIA, nata per gioco, e che diventa infine un'opera compiuta. Nell'Infernazzo, il destino dei protagonisti, diviene enigma sospeso tra imprevedibilità e scoperta, entro una cornice satirica, in cui volge a termine una profonda riflessione sull'esistenza. Un insostenibile leggerezza dell'essere, ci direbbe Milan Kundera. E' insieme alla sua musa Deborah, a cui il libro è dedicato, che l'autore ci restituisce un'ironica metafora della sua vita, ed al contempo la cronostoria di un amore, al modo di un "giocoliere", sperando che il lettore, tra una risata e l'altra, ne raccolga infine l'afflato. "Ora però quell'arcano dilemmanon era il nostro problema cogente, che sopravvivere quello era il drammain quello mondo primevo e inquietante" Paolo Sacco

Hate him? Maybe. Date him? Definitely.Or maybe you've sworn off men completely?Broken promises, toxic connections, a world that tells you love is a battlefield. No wonder anger simmers beneath the surface. But what if this wasn't about them... what if it was about you?This book isn't about finding your Prince Charming."Dating for Women Who Like Hate Men" copen the vault of buried hurts and shows you how to reclaim your key. Dive into the truth, unpack the baggage, and rewrite the narrative. This isn't a fairy tale teardown, it's a self-love revolution.This guide is for you if: You're tired of toxic relationships and endless disappointment.Past hurts have left you wary, resentful, or even angry towards men.You long for genuine connection but fear getting hurt again.It's time to rewrite the script.Here's what you'll discover: The root causes of your negative emotions: We'll unpack the baggage holding you back and help you let go of anger and resentment.How to reclaim your power and redefine femininity on your terms: Ditch the stereotypes and embrace your unique strength and vulnerability.The secrets to navigating the modern dating landscape: Learn to spot red flags, communicate effectively, and build healthy connections.Tools for building fulfilling relationships: Nurture love, manage conflict, and grow together, even in the face of challenges.Its not about erasing your anger. It's about understanding it, processing it, and using it as fuel for your journey towards self-love and connection.Ready to rewrite your love story? Grab this book.