Humor

Christmas time is supposed to be fun, right? Parties, presents and time with the ones you love is all part of the holiday season. A time to relax, have a party and get all your fun in before the year ends. Well -- for me, Christmas is more of a minefield. I'm Evan and I have to navigate this more closely than I have to for anything else. My whammy -- the collective bad luck I seem to bestow on unwilling people -- goes into overdrive from the stress of the season. It gets so bad that things fall apart around me without my wanting it. All I want is to get through these two weeks and survive the holidays. Santa, Schadenfreude, and Sugar cookies -- ho, ho, ho indeed.

Companion animals come in many forms. We usually think of companion animals as dogs and cats but I personally have met companion animals in other forms: chickens, a goat, a snake, an opposum, eagles, toads, and rats as well as dogs and cats. Most of these encounters are happy ones though often stranger than fiction! These are my true stories of special animals that have graced or perhaps distrubed my life and defininetly left lasting impressions forever. My life is better for each encounter, each relationship, each joy or sorrow.

In the 22nd volume of The Complete Peanuts, new in paperback, Schulz's cartooning has never been more expressive, and the strip continues to surprise and delight. Welcome Andy to the cast of characters, as all three dog brothers reunite to cheer on Snoopy, who bounces back from a bout of pneumonia. In other news, Charlie Brown is a baseball hero after hitting a game-winning home run. Linus lobbies the White House to nominate Snoopy for an open Supreme Court seat (alas, he doesn't make the cut). And Woodstock discovers his long-lost grandfather's diary, recounting the indignities of life trapped in a (gasp!) birdcage. The Complete Peanuts is the publishing project that launched a renaissance in comic strip publishing and the only place Charles M. Schulz's classic has ever been collected in its entirety. Featuring impeccable production values, each volume of this series features two successive years of newspaper strips (dailies and Sundays), plus bonus material such as celebrity introductions, interviews, and a brief biography of Schulz himself.

A small-time crook, who has suffered a lifetime of harassment due to an odd physical handicap, suddenly decides to take his anger out on something near and dear to the City's citizens. He becomes a serial killer of high-end booze, slaughtering hundreds of bottles at various liquor stores, and creating a citywide panic in the process.The Mayor and Police Chief, who had previously adopted a policy of being soft-on-crime, are outraged... mainly because they are both avid bourbon drinkers. They are determined to capture and punish this scofflaw, Albert "Third Finger" Welge. But Third Finger is clever and illusive. So the authorities must use all their skills and resources to track him down before he can extinguish every last bottle of great bourbon and relegate the public to drinking gin and tonics.Third Finger is a crime story, employing a touch of satire, sarcasm, irreverent humor, and political incorrectness in framing this kind of threat to a cornerstone of our culture... our booze. It's a fun read for anyone who loves bourbon... or even gin and tonic lovers, for that mater.

Kurt Tucholsky was a brilliant satirist, poet, storyteller, lyricist, pacifist, and Democrat; a fighter, lady's man, reporter, and early warner against the Nazis who hated and loathed him and drove him out of Germany after his books were burned in 1933. His contemporary Erich Kaestner called him a "small, fat Berliner," who "wanted to stop a catastrophe with his typewriter." The New York Times hailed him as "one of the most brilliant writers of republican Germany. He was a poet as well as a critic and was so versatile that he used five or six pen names. As Peter Panter he was an outstanding essayist who at one time wrote topical sketches in the Vossische Zeitung, which ceased to appear under the Nazi regime; as Theobald Tiger he wrote satirical poems that were frequently interpreted by popular actors in vaudeville and cabartes, and as Ignatz Wrobel he contributed regularly to the Weltbühne, an independent weekly that was one of the first publications prohibited by the Hitler government." Tucholsky, who occupied the center stage in the tumultuous political and cultural world of 1920s Berlin, still emerges as an astonishingly contemporary figure. As an angry truth-teller, he pierced the hypocrisy and corruption around him with acute honesty. Imagine a writer with the acid voice of Christopher Hitchens and the satirical whimsy of Jon Stewart, combined with the iconoclasm of Bill Maher. That's Tucholsky in a nutshell. Like Hitchens, Tucholsky wrote a mixture of literary essays, social observations, and political commentary. His irony made the line between his "serious writing" and his "entertainments" almost invisible. The fashionable outsider watched the political "center" disappear, and, in the end, he found himself catapulted out of society altogether. His career was sandwiched between the two most deadly events of his century: the bloodbath of World War I and the scourge of Nazism. Just as the first war launched Hemingway's lifelong career as a wounded tough guy with a soft spot for guns and broads, Tucholsky discovered the reflexes of an escape artist. He was equally elusive as a writer. In today's world, a journalist isn't supposed to write plays, and a playwright isn't welcomed as a novelist. But in 1920s Berlin, Tucholsky was dealing with postwar realities that required shouting from the rooftops, and any rooftop would do. Kurt Tucholsky is one of Weimar Germany's most celebrated literary figures, loved by his many readers and hated by the Nazis. The poet, journalist, and satirist who was at the center of the tumultuous political and cultural world of 1920s Berlin still emerges as an astonishingly contemporary figure. But he was more than just an angry truth-teller; he was also one of the funniest satirical writers of his era, depicting everyday lives during the rise of modernity.The iconic translation of Harry Zohn, a literary figure from Vienna himself, presented Tucholsky to an American audience for the first time. Long out of print, Zohn's book is now being republished in a new edition.

With his debut memoir, "The Eighties: A Bitchen Time To Be a Teenager!" enjoying success, Tom now turns his attention on lessons he's learned during his 45 crazy years as a member of the human race.24 chapters of poignancy, humor, and poignant humor. Chapters include, "That the Paul David Hewson urinal?" - "Brushes with the spirit world aka WTF was that?" - "Don't mess with a mother's love, or Don't be a d*ck to your little sister!" You're sure to have a favorite!Prepare to laugh and cry . . . sometimes at the same time!

Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee, John Oliver, and Jimmy Kimmel--these comedians are household names whose satirical takes on politics, the news, and current events receive some of the highest ratings on television. In this book, James E. Caron examines these and other satirists through the lenses of humor studies, cultural theory, and rhetorical and social philosophy, arriving at a new definition of the comic art form. Tracing the history of modern satire from its roots in the Enlightenment values of rational debate, evidence, facts, accountability, and transparency, Caron identifies a new genre: "truthiness satire." He shows how satirists such as Colbert, Bee, Oliver, and Kimmel--along with writers like Charles Pierce and Jack Shafer--rely on shared values and on the postmodern aesthetics of irony and affect to foster engagement within the comic public sphere that satire creates. Using case studies of bits, parodies, and routines, Caron reveals a remarkable process: when evidence-based news reporting collides with a discursive space asserting alternative facts, the satiric laughter that erupts can move the audience toward reflection and possibly even action as the body politic in the public sphere.With rigor, humor, and insight, Caron shows that truthiness satire pushes back against fake news and biased reporting and that the satirist today is at heart a citizen, albeit a seemingly silly one. This book will appeal to anyone interested in and concerned about public discourse in the current era, especially researchers in media studies, communication studies, political science, and literary and cultural studies.

SEAN DELONAS is best known as the cartoonist for the New York Post's Page Six from 1990 to 2013. This five-volume collection of cartoons features his best work from those twenty-three years. After his departure from the Post, he found a new home as a syndicated cartoonist with Cagle Cartoons, Inc. ands Newsmax. An equal-opportunity offender, this collection pokes fun at both liberals and conservatives alike. So kick back, grab a chair, and get ready to be either offended or, with any luck, entertained.

"Dandelions: A Pandemic-Era Writing Adventure Between Two Unlikely Friends" is a collection of poignant, inspiring, and transformative essays that offer a unique journey into self-discovery and companionship. Crafted during a time of global uncertainty, this book serves as a gentle invitation to wonder, write, and wander through the landscapes of your mind and heart. Discover a world where vulnerability meets wisdom, and curiosity is your guiding light. Each essay is a soul-nourishing morsel, akin to a trail of breadcrumbs, leading you deeper into yourself and the joys of shared storytelling. This isn't just reading; it's an interactive experience that invites you to reflect, engage, and perhaps even pick up a pen yourself. The authors, through their candid and heartfelt narratives, bring stories that resonate with warmth and humor. They are like friends around a campfire, sharing tales that touch the soul with laughter, insight, and maybe even a hint of mischief. With each page, they offer not just observations but invitations to ponder life's great questions and the simple joys. "Dandelions" stands out as a beacon of humanity and creativity in the digital age, reminding us of the power of simple sentences and personal reflections. It's a book for anyone looking to reignite their love for writing, to find comfort in shared experiences, and to embrace the beauty of human connection. Whether you're seeking inspiration, a mental massage, or a moment of heartfelt laughter, this collection is a gift for the soul, waiting to be unwrapped and cherished.

Discover what happens when you give a black bear a grizzly bear hug, or light 84 fireworks at once, or drink too much evaporated milk. From common accidents to outrageous disasters, Webb Smith perfectly captures the funny side of misfortune.Laugh out loud as you learn (or perhaps recount) the dangers of thin ice, electric fences, and giant sea creatures. Anyone who has ever made a "bad decision" will enjoy this collection of witty rhymes and hilarious illustrations. There are no safe zones in this ode to schadenfreude, so try not to crack a funny bone as you delight in these tragically funny poems. After all, what could possibly go wrong?

Si estás buscando una dosis de diversión e ingenio para cada día del año, este libro de adivinanzas te ofrece 365 acertijos que despiertan la curiosidad y nos invitan a pensar de manera creativa. En este libro encontrarás 365 adivinanzas, 1 adivinanza por día y con las soluciones al final del libro.i ¡Prepárate para disfrutar de la magia de las adivinanzas!

Jesse Watters presentado: un viaje de humor, controversia y lecciones de vida.¿Alguna vez te has preguntado acerca del hombre detrás del audaz comentarista político que aparece en tus pantallas? ¿Estás listo para desentrañar la cautivadora historia de una de las personalidades mediáticas más intrigantes de Estados Unidos?Descubra al hombre detrás del micrófono mientras recorremos los altibajos de la vida de Watters. Desde las calles de Filadelfia hasta el dinámico mundo de los comentarios políticos, esta biografía es más que un relato de acontecimientos; es una montaña rusa emocional que resonará con tus propias experiencias.Pero no es sólo una biografía; es un tesoro escondido de lecciones de vida y autorreflexión. Cada capítulo se desarrolla con citas inspiradoras, que lo guiarán a través de las experiencias de Watters y provocarán sus propios momentos de contemplación. Aprenda sobre la adaptabilidad en el panorama de los medios en constante cambio, el poder de la resiliencia y el delicado equilibrio entre profesionalismo y personalidad.Realice este viaje hoy y descubra cómo la biografía de Jesse Watters no es solo un libro; es una invitación a aprender, reflexionar e inspirarse. Tu copia está a solo un clic de distancia: consíguela ahora y desbloquea las páginas cautivadoras que te esperan en la biografía de Jesse Watters.

Book Description: A Short Interlude "A Short Interlude" tells the humorous tale about twelve people who got trapped in a lift. Their physical, emotional, and psychological resilience will be put to a test under the accidental locking, their personal stories, revealed in the narration, by a mouthpiece or a blabber, or the character itself.

In un mondo dove la routine quotidiana spesso pesa sul nostro umore, "1 Barzelletta al Giorno" offre una boccata d'aria fresca e un sorriso garantito ogni giorno dell'anno. Questo non è solo un libro, ma un viaggio attraverso l'umorismo, una celebrazione delle piccole gioie quotidiane che spesso trascuriamo. La vita moderna può essere stressante e opprimente. Spesso ci dimentichiamo di prenderci un momento per ridere e rilassarci. Questo libro nasce per rimediare a questa dimenticanza: una barzelletta al giorno per ricordarti di sorridere, ridere e goderti la vita. "1 Barzelletta al Giorno" è più di una raccolta di battute; è un promemoria quotidiano dell'importanza di trovare gioia e umorismo nelle piccole cose. Contenuti Principali: Una Risata al Giorno: Scopri una barzelletta diversa ogni giorno, perfetta per iniziare la giornata con il sorriso e per affrontare la routine quotidiana con leggerezza e umorismo.Viaggio Attraverso le Stagioni: Goditi battute e umorismo che seguono il ritmo delle stagioni, dalle fresche risate invernali alle allegre barzellette estive, passando per i sorrisi primaverili e le risate autunnali.Festività e Occasioni Speciali: Trova motivi per sorridere in ogni festività, dalle scherzose battute di Capodanno ai divertenti aneddoti natalizi, rendendo ogni celebrazione un momento di gioia condivisa.Risate per Ogni Occasione: Che tu sia a scuola, al lavoro, in vacanza o semplicemente a casa, troverai sempre una barzelletta adatta a sollevare il tuo spirito e quello di chi ti circonda.Più di Semplici Barzellette: Oltre a offrire un sorriso quotidiano, questo libro invita a riflettere sull'importanza dell'umorismo nella vita, sulla storia delle barzellette e sul ruolo della risata nella cultura e nella società.Dai freddi inverni ai caldi estivi, passando per le tradizioni autunnali e le rinascite primaverili, ogni mese è un'avventura ricca di risate e sorrisi. Scopri barzellette legate a momenti stagionali e festività, perfette per aggiungere un tocco di leggerezza a ogni giorno. "1 Barzelletta al Giorno" è l'ideale per chi cerca una scintilla di allegria nella routine, per chi vuole condividere un sorriso con amici e familiari, o semplicemente per chi ama ridere. Questo libro è un invito a celebrare la vita con umorismo, giorno dopo giorno. Fai di ogni giorno un'occasione per sorridere: aggiungi "1 Barzelletta al Giorno" alla tua biblioteca e inizia il tuo viaggio nel mondo delle risate!

Get ready to chuckle, chortle, and belly laugh your way through the mundane with this side-splitting collection of one-liners and zingers!Whether you're stuck in a never-ending meeting or attempting to conquer the great outdoors, these jokes will have you grinning from ear to ear.Need a pick-me-up during your daily grind? Try this gem: "I asked the IT guy if he could help me fix my computer. He said, 'Have you tried turning it off and on again?' So I pushed him off his chair. Now we wait."And for those outdoor enthusiasts, how about this one: "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!"So, whether you're navigating the chaos of the office or braving the elements outside, 'Everyday Hilarity' has got you covered with jokes to keep you laughing all day long. Get your copy today and let the good times roll!

Discover the captivating journey of Miriam Margolyes, a trailblazing actress whose remarkable talent and unwavering advocacy have left an indelible mark on the entertainment industry. From her iconic performances on screen and stage to her fearless portrayal of LGBTQ+ characters and her passionate advocacy for social justice, Margolyes' story is one of resilience, authenticity, and empowerment. Join us as we delve into the life and legacy of this extraordinary artist, whose influence continues to inspire audiences around the world.

Kate Garraway A Journey of Resilience and InspirationJoin renowned British broadcaster Kate Garraway on a captivating journey through the highs and lows of her remarkable career and personal life. From her early days as a budding journalist to her current role as a beloved television personality, Garraway's story is one of resilience, determination, and unwavering optimism in the face of adversity.In this compelling memoir, Garraway shares intimate details of her professional triumphs and personal challenges, offering readers a rare glimpse into the world behind the camera. From navigating the fast-paced world of live television to overcoming personal hardships, Garraway's candid and heartfelt storytelling will inspire readers to embrace resilience, compassion, and hope in their own lives.With warmth, wit, and authenticity, Garraway invites readers to join her on a journey of self-discovery and empowerment, as she reflects on the power of perseverance, the importance of kindness, and the enduring strength of the human spirit. Whether you're a fan of Garraway's work or simply seeking inspiration in your own life, this book is sure to leave a lasting impression and remind you of the power of resilience in overcoming life's greatest challenges.Experience the unforgettable story of Kate Garraway, a true icon of British broadcasting, and discover the profound impact of her journey on audiences around the world.

Facebook provides an interesting and stimulating environment for us to share our ideas and thoughts. "21st Century Wow" shares my best wow (Words of Wisdom) and jokes over a period of 8 years 2016-2024.The book should make you giggle, occasionally LOL and perhaps think more deeply about the more philosophical points.Enjoy!

Just so you know, kidnapping is on the table.All I've ever wanted is to live in a fantasy world, and, yes, I am willing to sell my soul to a moth faerie prince to make that happen.Which is perfect because after I've accidentally, maybe, kinda, sorta hit one with my car, that's exactly what he asks for.My soul.And a kiss.But we won't talk about that. Because he told me not to. And I'm very good at keeping secrets. (Especially the one about how he flew into my headlights. I didn't immediately blurt that to his chihuahua shifter and vampire cat friends at. all.)I know I'm in over my head when he announces to his kingdom that I'm his soulmate and blackmails me into playing his "princess."In fact, I think I was in over my head long before I ever stepped foot in Faerie...A scandalous, forced marriage of convenience isn't going to fix that feeling...but maybe, just maybe, the moth faerie prince who looks at me like he's never met another person before can show me the answer I haven't been able to find on my own.Falling in Love with the Moth Faerie Prince is a laugh-out-loud romantic comedy with light fantasy elements, neurodivergent characters, and plenty of closed-door sizzle. PLEASE NOTE the main character struggles with depression.

Hermes Trimegisto fue un famoso legislador, sacerdote y filósofo egipcio, que vivió hacia el año7.000 a.C. Hermes enseñó a los hombres la escritura, la música, la medicina, la astronomía, el ceremonialpara el culto de los dioses, también enseñó aciertos discípulos las ciencias secretas, tales como lamagia, la alquimia, la astrología.Se dice que escribió treinta y seis libros sobrefilosofía, y seis sobre medicina. Gran parte de estasenseñanzas fueron recogidas y redactadas en elDelta del Nilo en los siglos II y III D.C., reorganizadas con el nombre de Hermética yestá constituida por tres libros: El CorpusHermeticum (Poimandres y otros textos),

This book contains big text font for easy reading.This book contains over 100 trendy terms and acronyms presently used in current slang. Each page contains a different term or acronym.This book makes a great gag gift filled with hilarious definitions and example sentences. Buy this book for yourself to get a good laugh, or as a present for coworkers, friends or a family member. Use these terms to learn how the current generation is talking and sharpen up your trendy vocabulary. This book adds as a great addition to your coffee table, bookshelf, or nightstand, engaging curiosity and serving as a conversation starter.

Discover the truth about the government consuming your tax dollars from a now-retired federal employee of more than thirty-seven years. Chock full of amusing (and sometimes horrific) anecdotes (as well as the author's entertaining cartoons), no one who pays taxes and wonders how their money is being spent should miss this book. It's only one man's look at one federal organization's inefficiency, but are the other ones any better? We can only hope. But if they aren't and if you read this book, you can also chuckle at the lunacy.

A compilation of political hot-take essays poking fun at the various hypocrisies, schemes, and scams inflicted on us by our politicians, courts and the chattering class.

Es una obra donde cada personaje cumple un papel importante en su desempeño, dando matices diferente a la vida de los demás. Son cinco relatos donde la amistad, política, ciencia, las mañas y cuanta creatividad posible cada uno entrega para salir adelante en una sociedad de pocas oportunidades.No te pierdas de esta lectura donde te reirás, lloraras quizás el enojo brote en tu semblante pero todo es una manera de enfocar la vida para salir adelante.

Ground Hog Day in Southern Alberta has been celebrated for over 130 years. This story reflects local celebration and researchs all the way back the Roman origins. Several whimsical stories with a farmers viewpoint are contained in this delightful Book.

Are you ready for a dose of pure joy? Dive into a world of laughter with, "The Gift of Laughter: Jokes"! This exceptional book is your ticket to an endless stream of mirth, clever humor, and feel-good moments mixed in with a closer look at humor and how it is very beneficial to us. Life can be challenging, but laughter is the ultimate stress-buster! This book is your source of information about humor including the art of delivery and the evolution of humor. Strengthen your bonds with friends and family as you learn more about sharing the gift of laughter. Create lasting memories with hilarious jokes that bring people together and make every moment special. Brighten your day with a positive mindset by learning how to incorporate daily humor into your life. A cheerful morning sets the tone for a fantastic day ahead! Searching for a unique and delightful gift? Look no further! "The Gift of Laughter" is an ideal present for birthdays, holidays, or just to show someone you care. Become an ambassador for humor and spread joy and laughter effortlessly to those around you.

I Can't Hear You is the first collection of humorous essays by Gavin Thomas Drew. This collection chronicles the task of finding humor in tragedy. When he was 20 years old, the actor and musical theatre student lost all of his hearing which left him in a world without sound. From hearing aids to Cochlear Implantation, backpacks to Lego ducks, he leaves no stone unturned in his journey to find comedy in his tragedy.

Pour faire de l'esprit et réfléchir sur soi et la société 365 jours de suite: c'est que cette compilation offre avec humour clair et fin dans un style court, concis, humoristique, percutant.Bienvenue dans le royaume de l'irrévérence mignonne, qui peut être partagé à toutes et tous malicieusement.Vous tenez peut-être ici le présent un peu décalé et accessible que l'on souhaite chaque année.Allez, je souffle la bougie d'un nouvel anniversaire en votre compagnie.

After 19 years of marriage, Jim finds himself in uncharted territory. He is in his 40's, divorced and searching for Miss Right. Jim's quest for true love is more difficult than he expected. He dreams of holding her hand while on a walk, singing in the car and getting that butterfly feeling, knowing she might be the one. At times, he finds himself opening his front door hoping Miss Right will magically appear.