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Everything I needed to know at 2 A.M. - I love being a father and many of these stories are with my "father" hat on as my 3 children were growing up and another the musings of road trips, events with friends, and things I have done or seen at one point or another in my life. My Mom wrote: Well, Mark was a quiet child, he seemed to do no wrong but later in life he did admit he was not the perfect child we thought we had. I can see from these stories his mind has been up for a long time. He gets his sleeping habit from me so I take credit for that. We live in a town known as "Wide Awake Wylie" and the name fits both of us quite well, no wonder we moved here.... but he is a good kid and grew into a good man. Maybe this book will help put some people to sleep easier in the evenings and laugh a bit.

On those days when the market gets the best of you it helps to have a little chuckle to help recover before the next trading session. This is a short book full of some good jokes and some jokes so bad they may just make you chuckle. Here's to your next trading session being better than your last.

Dive into the world of medicine and relaxation with the Retired Doctor Coloring Book, featuring 50 detailed illustrations. This unique coloring experience pays tribute to the noble profession, offering retired doctors a creative outlet to reflect on their careers. Each page captures iconic moments, tools, and scenarios familiar to medical professionals, allowing for a therapeutic and nostalgic journey. It's designed not just as an activity book but as a celebration of the contributions and sacrifices made by doctors. Perfect for unwinding and reminiscing, it's a thoughtful gift for any retired doctor looking to explore their artistic side. The Benefits Of Coloring: - Stress relief: Coloring has been shown to reduce stress levels by providing a calming and meditative activity.- Relaxation: Engaging in coloring can promote relaxation by allowing individuals to focus their attention on the present moment and unwind from daily pressures.- Creativity enhancement: Coloring encourages creative expression and exploration of colors, patterns, and designs, stimulating the imagination.- Mindfulness: Coloring fosters mindfulness as it requires concentration on the task at hand, promoting a sense of awareness and presence in the moment.- Cognitive benefits: Coloring can improve cognitive functions such as memory, attention to detail, and problem-solving skills, making it beneficial for individuals of all ages. This Book's Features: -Size: 8.5" x 11"-Paperback format with 100 pages of creative designs.-Contains 50 unique designs printed on a single side.-Easily remove and frame your completed artworks.-Professionally composed for the highest quality.-Suitable for beginners and experienced colorists.-Perfect for solo creativity or shared enjoyment with loved ones.

Découvrez les enseignements intemporels des histoires de Nasreddin à travers ce livre captivant ! De la Turquie à la Mongolie, en passant par le Maghreb et l'Asie centrale, les anecdotes de Nasreddin, mêlant malice et sagesse, font partie du riche patrimoine culturel de nombreuses régions. Dans cet ouvrage, je vous invite à explorer ces récits avec attention pour en tirer les leçons les plus profondes. Bien que les aventures de Nasreddin semblent simples, elles renferment souvent des vérités universelles sur la vie, la société et la nature humaine. Ces histoires, transmises de génération en génération, continuent d'enrichir notre héritage culturel et intellectuel.

Who isn't captivated by a bit of bathroom humor every once in a while?And who doesn't relish the chance to educate a friend about a little-known fact from toilet history and sprinkle it into a discussion?Pick up and dive into Crap-tastic Tales from the Bathroom, your go-to treasure trove of toilet tales and lavatory jokes to keep you busy during those "umm," special moments. This book is a quick journey full of amusing tidbits and sprinkled with a bit of fun fiction to keep you interested from start to finish.In this charming book of loo-lore, you'll discover: - Why was it terrible to be the servant of a Chinese Emperor? - Why going to the bathroom in ancient Roman times was a communal gathering for the ages? - Why walking through the streets of medieval times was more like a game of dodgeball? - How is there another WTO that has made going to the bathroom an international day of its own? - And a bathroom full of information and jokes to ask your friends to completely disturb them about how much you know about the loo!This collection is a fascinating blend of the most unusual and intriguing stories from the records of toilet history, ranging from the mysteries of ancient civilizations to the grand advances of modern space exploration. Each tale is a drop in the bucket (figuratively), offering a glimpse into human history's sometimes bizarre aspects.Get your copy today and prepare to be fascinated by tales that surpass time, all from the unique perspective of latrine lore.

The following study puts forward a Comedy portfolio, which represents the relationship between Comedy, Culture, and the Media in present day modern societies. As will hopefully become clear from this Comedy Portfolio good, bad, or even indifferent comedy has the capacity to influence, as well as reflect popular culture through its presentation and its subsequent transmission by the mass media.The comedy genre itself can be traced back to Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome. The Greeks and the Romans used comedy techniques to make their theatre audiences' laugh and enjoy themselves. The comedies of the Greeks and the Romans tended to leave any serious messages until the very last act, whilst making sure that was always a happy ending.

A captivating comedy about a man-rooted in the Sixties-who must choose between his career and the people he loves.

L'humanité jugée par un extraterrestre. L'idée d'être mal jugé nous pétrifie, mais une cartographie de nos contradictions innées pourrait être très utile pour notre auto-évaluation. Et c'est précisément le but de cet ouvrage qui vise à poser un regard objectif sur les dimensions fondamentales de la condition humaine. Espérons que les remarques et les questionnements de notre ami extraterrestre pourront au moins éclaircir nos dilemmes existentiels et nous apporter un peu de zénitude dans notre perpétuelle quête de l'état de grâce, de bien-être et de paix intérieure.

Are You Sure That's A Saxophone? is the memoir of a gigging musician who finds herself playingbad gig afterbad gig, whilst hoping a high-level music executive might be in the Rose and Crown Pubat the next Open Mic night. Often comical, often heart-wrenching, Sarah Skinnerbares her soul in this memoir. She writes aboutthe promoter who threatened to have her beaten up, the time she played a gig in front of 3,000 peoplewith her foot in a bucket of ice, the time sheearned less than an owl for a gig at a village fête, and many many more. All the stories in the book are based in the U.K.and Europe. Skinner is British-born but now basedin Canada, and grateful to have this agonisingwarts-and-all part of her musical career behind her. Are You Sure That's A Saxophone? will appeal toarmchair travellers, musicians and anyone whorealises there's a little more to making a livingas a musician than crossing your fingersand applying for X Factor. This book is for anyone who truly believes it takes hard work and dedication to make a comfortable living as a not-remotely-famous musician and not being talent-spotted by someone in a pub on Friday night in Wigan and suddenly becoming the Next Big Thing.

I MIEI SFOGHI D'ARTIFICIO - Testi teatrali 2011/2022 -Marco Zautzik In questo libro sono raccolti tutti i miei testi teatrali dal 2011 al 2022, dai primi monologhi scritti all'ultima versione di Sfoghi d'artificio in chiave multimediale e sperimentale. Il teatro, l'arte sono terapie per la nostra anima. Per liberare le nostre emozioni, stimolare riflessioni, donare sorrisi.Il pensiero è come una festa a cui siamo tutti invitati a riflettere.

Norman can't find a job and he's running out of money. When you are desperate for money, what lengths will you go to get a job?Be careful what you wish for, you may get it. Norman takes drastic measures and they work but have unintended consequences that are bizarre and hilarious. Here is a comedy based on real issues of tech companies and hiring practices.The writer of this story worked with tech companies for 25 years while living in San Francisco. His career as an employment recruiter in SF and Silicon Valley gave him first hand knowledge to paint the accurate picture of living in the tech hub and seeing life inside these companies. Now he lives in LA writing comedic movies and spending his spare time worrying and dodging LA drivers.

A MUST HAVE FOR THE 2024 OLYMPICS IN PARIS! A MUST HAVE IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO LIVE OR VISIT FRANCE! Dive into a hilariously insightful guide packed with 100 must-know cultural tips for navigating the charming yet perplexing world of the French. This witty book goes beyond the clichés to reveal the delightful quirks and eccentricities of France. From mastering the art of cheese etiquette to unraveling the mysteries of 'la bise, ' each piece of advice offers a glimpse into the unique French way of life.Perfect for travellers, Francophiles, or anyone who's ever dreamed of sipping espresso on a Parisian terrace, this book is more than just a guide; it's a shortcut to understanding the French soul. Laugh, learn, and leap into the heart of France's culture with these indispensable, often amusing insights. It's not just about fitting in; it's about discovering the joy and absurdity of everyday life in one of the world's most beloved countries. Bon voyage and bonne lecture!

Nonna's come in all shapes and sizes, and have one great thing in common - their huge hearts, feisty, brutal, honest humour and unique wit. My Nonna is 91 as I finish this little book about her. I aimed to capture some of the essence of my Nonna; her quirkiest, funniest comments captured like a time-capsule for eternity. When sharing passing comments that she has made, I quickly realised that many people appreciate the quirkiness that is my Nonna, so decided to open this book up to the public for more to enjoy. The majority of this book was written over the past few years, when the world went slightly crazy, locked down and left me grounded in Australia, the other side of the world from my Nonna. Writing this book somehow managed to make me feel closer to her. I hope her heartfelt personality bursting through her quirkily expressed words bring a smile to your face, and warm your heart, because ultimately, that's what Nonna's do. My Nonna has helped to keep my heart happily heated for the best part of my 40 years, so now it's time for me to share a piece of that warmth with you, for your heart and mind to enjoy.

In this mash up and send up of the Shakespeare classic where the Bard meets Dashiell Hammett, comes a new twist as the job of exposing the King of Denmark's killer falls to tough talking private eye Richard Shamus, prime operative of the F.B.I. That's the Fictional Bureau of Investigation. Shamus handles the toughest, dirtiest case in English literature. He is by every turn of the phrase a fictional detective.Summoned by the King of Denmark who lives in fear for his life, Shamus arrives in 16th Century Denmark to find the King dying from "murder most foul." Before he expires the King extracts a promise from Shamus to find his killer and aid his son Prince Hamlet in avenging his death. There's just one problem. The King dies before he can identify his murderer.As he pursues the case Shamus falls under the spell of the ambitious Lady Ophelia, a femme fatale who seems to want everthing including our detective.With nobody pointing a finger, except straight up, Shamus focuses his suspicions on Gertrude, King Hamlet's beautiful and randy widow and Claudius, her new husband who has claimed the dead king's crown for himself.Shamus's job isn't made any easier by the King's irascible Ghost and, the always on the fence, Prince Hamlet who expresses no interest in avenging a father he hated.In this shifting landscape of deceit and deception, the only thing Shamus knows for sure is that something is definitely rotten in the state of Denmark.

From providing as assist to a silverback gorilla undergoing surgery to spending a long morning in pursuit of a loose peacock harassing the nuns and students at a local Catholic school, Dr. Ed Migneco has rarely had a dull day at work. Even the routine dog and cat visits in his veterinary office and animal rescue work carry moments of drama, triumph, and heartbreak that often reveal as much about the humans involved as the animals themselves. The St. Louis veterinarian has close to 40 years' experience, and his longtime practice, Hillside Animal Hospital, opened more than 60 years ago as one of the first veterinary clinics in the city.In the collection of short and poignant stories, Dr. Ed employs a gentle humor and sharp observation to share tales reminiscent of James Herriot's work in "All Creatures Great and Small." The incredible bonds between people and their pets make these pages relatable for readers of every age. And don't be surprised if you recognize yourself or someone you know in the anecdotes about poorly explained symptoms, miraculous recoveries, embarrassing dog behaviors, and moments of hope for animal in desperate situations! As dr. Ed writes, among his veterinary friends, "we all seem to have the same clients, just the names have been changed to protect the innocent."

The book is built up on autobiographical stories of travels in various parts of the globe, capturing in its frame the geographical settings, the layman's geology, the historical anecdotes, some anthropological findings, narration of relevant social and academic environments, and description of stunning landscapes. This is primarily based on the author's personal diaries spanning over a few decades. The book is pictorial, and the author consolidated his narrations in sixteen independent chapters. The book starts with the author's growing up in the suburbs of Kolkata, and his education in Presidency College, now University, in Kolkata and later in the erstwhile Soviet Union. The book also narrates the unique features of the USA, the Swiss Alps, the Scandinavia, China, Africa, Australia and Middle East. The contents, however, are not designed to provide any travel guide. The book is totally apolitical. It focuses on the author's penchant for knowing and sharing diversity of the world through irresistible wanderlust.

He's a dashing millionaire who thinks everything in life is one big joke, probably because he bathes in piles of money each morning. He's also my new neighbor, and after a humiliating experience in the cemetery that is my backyard, he becomes my shadow, showing up everywhere just to annoy me.I'm not a fan of happy people. They bother me with their constant grins and rainbows coming out of their ears, and Vander Booth is the king of smiles. Despite my efforts to scare him away with both my profession as an undertaker and my general need for frowning through most of my workday, he sticks around like a bad case of poison ivy.He is gorgeous though. I'll give him that. And when I see the way he coordinates outfits with his grandma just to make her happy, I'll admit my biological clock starts ticking. Add in his fear of real human connections and suddenly I find myself cheering for the guy instead of plotting his death.Though opposites can attract-and boy is my black lipstick attracted to his glow-in-the-dark smile-they don't stay together long-term. And they certainly can't co-exist when they're fighting constantly in a knock-down, drag-out competition for the same piece of land for their business venture. Or can they? Cue ominous organ music...

A hilarious anthology of the funniest bits from Dickens' novels, with a foreword by bestselling author Nick Hornby.Dickens: The Funny Bits is a brilliant anthology of the funniest extracts from Dickens' novels featuring his famous comic characters such as the Artful Dodger, Mr. Pickwick, Mr. Micawber, Dick Swiveller, Mr. Wopsle, and the Aged P. Organized by novel, the extracts act as standalone vignettes or set pieces and are illustrated with the much-loved line drawings from the early editions, including work by George Cruikshank, Phiz, John Leech, and Marcus Stone. Complete with an introduction from author Nick Hornby, this work also includes passages from Oliver Twist, David Copperfield, Bleak House, Great Expectations, and A Christmas Carol, as well as the unfinished Mystery of Edwin Drood. This work is a super gift for any Dickens fan as well as any reader with an appreciation of the power of humor.

Age is just a number, but it's also an excuse to have some good-natured fun; this hilarious survival guide for seniors will show you how to age disgracefully. Full of senior sagacity and elderly erudition, this hilarious survival guide is on hand to show you that it really is the life in your years that counts Now that you're a senior, you'll come to realize that there is nothing that can't be fixed by a quick trip to the garden center, that your "bad back" will reliably get you out of any tricky situation and that it's now socially acceptable to call anyone younger than you "Dear" rather than remember their actual name. In other words, now the real fun begins! Encouraging you to laugh, embrace life and enjoy the ride, the pearls of wisdom in this no-nonsense handbook will guide you through all the pleasures and pitfalls of your latter years. Filled with original illustrations and tongue-in-cheek advice on how to keep those gray cells active and the cobwebs at bay, The Little Instruction Book for Seniors will make the perfect gift for retirees or a milestone birthday.

Tolstoy's Gospels in Brief re-told using the characters from Antonie de Saint-Exupery's The Little Prince.This is the story of a mysterious little man, fathered by the universe, who, after becoming enlightened by a wise creature, takes up the offer of an assisted suicide by a demonic animal. He does this to save a man. A man who has lost his way in life, by rekindling his innocence and sense of wonder.Jesus died for our sins. He can't do it again. Here, I offer the Little Prince to take his place.

In 2023, Dean Kinsella's 'NoContextsBrits' social account united the whole world with love, laughter and affection for our little island, Great Britain, amassing more than two million unique followers and becoming a global phenomenon. Brimming with hilarious, heartbreaking and honest memes, 'NoContextBrits' is a genuine reflection and representation of what it truly means to be Great and British in the 21st century. Everything Is Great is an affectionate and occasionally alarming guide to modern Britain through the eyes of the very best memes curated since the channel began in 2021. With facts, stats and laugh-out-loud content from Dean himself here is all the wit, wisdom and wonder that followers of the account have come to love. From the Great British public to the best cuisine in the world, weather to history, music to absolutely dreadful parking, Everything is Great is a memoir (or meme-oir, if you will) of everything that is great about being British without being all weird and nationalistic about it.

Kassondra Rockswell moved to Atlanta, GA with her young daughter in 2008 to further pursue her career as a vocal artist. Thinking it would provide some steady income while she advanced her craft, she stumbled into the restaurant industry as a server. She immediately noticed some disturbing consistencies among the black diners. Most of them were extremely difficult to serve, and many did not care at all about tipping properly. Trying to understand this kept Rockswell awake at night. She began venting her frustrations on napkins and scraps of paper at work, which transitioned into journaling about it at home...which evolved into this amazing book. Rockswell's got the audacity to tell Black folks that, not only are they not tipping properly when they dine out, they are also exhibiting completely unacceptable behavior in restaurants.With courage and literary finesse, Rockswell examines how the institutions of slavery and sharecropping helped to create today's restaurant tipping system and how all this is connected to the controversial tipping habits of American Blacks.Weaving her reader through hilariously true tales of uninformed diners and famous celebrities with abusive behavior, Rockswell gracefully intersects fair wage, racial discrimination and sexual harassment with laughter, hope and promise.BLACK FOLKS DON'T TIP is a delightful treat from beginning to end--enlightening, educational and entertaining.

Warning: this book contains weapons-grade dad humor! "100 Dad Jokes" unleashes a barrage of puns, riddles, and jokes so bad, they're good. Embrace the cringe and let the laughter (and eye-rolls) commence!

Embark on a journey unlike any other with "Diary of a Wimpy Penis: A Series Of Unfortunate Erections," a hilariously candid exploration of life's most awkward moments through the eyes (figuratively speaking) of its most sensitive protagonist. This book is not just a series of diary entries; it's a testament to the trials and tribulations of manhood, as experienced by the one part that's seen it all: the penis.In these pages, you'll follow our plucky hero as he navigates the choppy seas of love, lust, and the occasional embarrassing flop. From the perils of public urinals to the pitfalls of performance anxiety, no topic is too taboo or too tender for this boldly honest narrative. With each entry, our wimpy penis offers a unique, often overlooked perspective on the complex dance of male sexuality and social expectations."Diary of a Wimpy Penis: A Series Of Unfortunate Erections" is more than just a collection of comical misadventures; it's a heartfelt, uproariously funny look at the pressures of performing in a world that can't help but compare sizes. Readers will find themselves rooting for our underdog (underdong, if you will), as he attempts to stand tall amid the trials of everyday life.Perfect for anyone who's ever felt a little out of place, this book is a reminder that true courage comes in all shapes and sizes. It's a celebration of the awkward, the imperfect, and the downright hilarious moments that make us human.So, if you're ready to laugh until you cry (or pee a little-no judgment here), dive into the pages of "Diary of a Wimpy Penis: A Series Of Unfortunate Erections." It's a wild ride through the inner workings of male insecurity, with plenty of heart to balance out the humor. Join us for an unforgettable adventure that promises to lift your spirits, if not other things. After all, in the end, it's not the size of the story that matters, but the quality of the chuckle it provides.

A romantic comedy on a galactic scale, as an aimless Earth Boy and vivacious Space Girl collide in this charming love story about finding out who you are.

Need to say "sorry" to someone but don't know how to do it? Then this book is for you!Repeats the words "I'm sorry" across 151 pages, that's more than 20,000 times.Professionally formatted just like a novel including a Contents page, Prologue, eight Chapters, and an Epilogue.Includes a dedication page at the front where you can fill in their name and your name: "Dear ______, I'm sorry, From ______."Size is 5.06'' x 7.81'' which is a common size for printed books.Saying sorry can be difficult. This book can help make it easier and even make them smile at the same time!

CHRISTMAS ON MAVIS STREET is a comic and nostalgic movie about Catholic school, childhood and family - taking place in Providence, Rhode Island, in the 1950s. It follows poor little Ray Bellini as he pines after the most beautiful girl in the sixth grade, It is a funny, nostalgic episodic adventure-bringing to life a bygone era and celebrating family, friends, love and childhood.Ray's heartthrob is Theresa Mangiaverde, a blonde blue-eyed beauty who is unattainable. Ray perseveres. Along the way he and his pals encounter adventures, disasters and triumphs at their grammar school run by Dominican nuns-Our Lady of the Very Long Thorns.Altar boys. Spelling. Math. Uniforms. Catechism. Latin. Gregorian Chant. Clapping erasers. Diagramming sentences. Sins. Grace. Sacraments. Processions. School plays. Milk Money. Nuns. Mother Superior. Everything builds to a climax on Christmas Eve, when Ray confronts who he is and who he wants to be.

The Kingdom of Parking-Lot it is all about relationships, with a few enchanted beings and evil plots thrown in to keep things interesting. While having breakfast on their covered terrace, King Public and Queen Ample Parking were discussing the latest tidings, before attending court that morning. Holding her husband's hand, she said, "Truly, love is in the air.""Really..." replied the king, "I do not smell anything.""Very amusing! It is good to know if something were ever to happen to our fool, you could take over for him.""Exactly! That is what I have been saying. I am sure I could give a better performance than him.""I am talking about Elswyth and Clarence...they are officially engaged.""Well, it is about time! There has been more drama between those two than a Shakespearean play.""As I understand, he asked for her hand on Christmas Eve, and she happily accepted. They are to be married within a fortnight.""Why the rush? Has there been some 'monkey business, ' and now there is a bun in the oven?""No, she would have told me. The couple do not want their wedding day to delay Tundra from going on her journey to Halle-Wood.""That does not mean there has not been any 'hanky-panky.'""Good grief...Parking!" complained the queen. Join in the upcoming festivities in volume seven, or better yet, start with volume one-we'll wait until you catch up, but read fast.

"The Will of Fire: Bananas and Sweets" whisks us back into the fantastical world of Sonja Hrafndottir, where the fierce and fiery womanian warrior faces a delectably unusual quest. In this delightful parody, our heroine grapples with the great Banana Debate, upholding the fruit's essential place in the womanian diet against the pineapple persuasion of her companion, Erik Uglason. As they journey through Womania, they encounter a cornucopia of culinary conundrums and fruit-based festivities. With a sprinkle of womanian empowerment, a dash of daring escapades, and a generous helping of humor, "The Will of Fire: Bananas and Sweets" promises to be a treat for the ages, ripe with adventure and ripe with laughs. Join Sonja as she slices through the stickiest of situations, proving that a warrior's greatest weapon can sometimes be her sweet tooth.